Damn these inanimate objects! Lets ask council to remove these static hindrances! Whilst these urgent public works are undertaken, they can dig up all that lawn because I have been getting prickles in my feet lately

It appears also that all these blow-in newbies turning up at Lucky Bay have only just got their drivers licences - please obey the traffic rules and council signage - NO PARKING adjacent double lines/traffic islands - lets not draw any undue attention!
Anyhow why do you all need to crowd the Ness Rd corner

Head downwind were your only a danger to yourselves and there is no trees