i don't know mr spruce, but he makes me laugh alot.
keep it up

Haha, wow flamed :)

Nah i know its not the **** yet but neither is my skills. Im at that stage where I can only do small jumps (I figure my load and pop sucks) and anytime I try to mix it up with a back roll or twist of some kind I usually stuff it up. I have actually pulled off some decent moves but only when the camera was off :), thats what they all say right....

Still thanks for the constructive advise guys and wheres everyone else's vids?? I'd love to see some decent kiters at locations I recognize like St Kilda or Brighton (that was Brighton not that you can tell).

Anyway if you see my down there say g'day, Ive got a red venom (yeah yeah flying matress or whatever).....

Lovin the Aussie hip hop, sound like anyone we know?

Butterfingers - Figjam

I woke up this morning, but I didn't wake
'Til the afternoon, because I slept in late
With a great mental state and a date with destiny
I'll roll down the block without a copper even stressin' me
Let alone arrestin' me or giving me a ticket
It's coming into summer, and the weather's ****ing wicked
So I figured I'd be hitting the beach
Look at skinny-dipper's titties and get something to eat
After half a pound of chips and a flounder burger
I was sitting on my arse like a council worker
And I'm missing about being pissed off about
My house burning down to the ground, and being out on my arse
Before my change of fortune
Now I score tunes, I get up before noon
So your mama's on the head of my knob
And it's better than heading to my dead-end job
Because the boss was a cockhead (when I was a clerk)
So I clocked him - and now I don't work
It's beautiful day, and I can use a cliche, because
I am the greatest! (..like Cassius Clay)

I got the world at my feet, and my toe jam's nasty
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me
I couldn't give a **** about your corporate hierachy
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me

(I can't believe how good I am, I'm the mother****ing man, etc)

I walk around in track-and-thongs
****ed off a buck-of-bongs
If you don't like it, you can come suck a long
..dick! 'Cause I'm flipped off, all the way to hip hop
I get so plastered, you'd think I'm drinking gyp-rock
But I'm ****-hot, no matter how you look at it
And my lyrics make you wanna read a book a lit'
Don't - 'cause I'm cooking it right for the iron chef!
(That's why I'm deaf, up to the high clef)

(Figjam!)
And that's a fact, that Chief Wiggum and the fact
That laggards like a magic pack of Tim Tams
Where the buck stops and you're sucking on a give-a-damn, sucking on the cut
They should call me Edward Scissorhands

So give a hand for me and my associates
[Crickets chirping]
(You suck!)
Well that's just inappropriate
Smoke me a kipper, bitch
I'm from the yipper, switch
Side of town, don't forget to write it down
(West side, ey!)
What the ****? It ain't gangster rap!
Think you're tougher, then you'd probably pop a ****er's cramp (?)
And I'll thank you to **** right off
Professional ****wits, take one night off

I'm Evil Eddie with a rock-steady microphone mastery
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me
As a concept, the intellect can't grasp me
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me

(I can't believe how good I am, I'm the mother****ing man, etc)

I got the strong profile, without the help of rhinoplasty
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me
Kicking arse in the cha, but you can't ask me
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me
You just had a threesome with ya moma and your aunty
(Figjam!)
**** I'm good, just ask me
And they're coming back this arvo for the bukkake party
(Figjam!)
My dick is bigger than a wigwam!
And you can see my peepee three feet behind the tv
And if you are getting very sleepy, wake up
(And these cocks can't say shape up)

I'm a jet-set, go-getter, but I got a vendetta
Just got a death threat over the phone
Better go lay low, on the ground, like a baby
(Figjam!)
**** man, people wanna kill me!
But I don't like that bull**** sweat me
I'll be at yo mama's if you wanna get me,
You shady ****. I may be stuck
In a crazy situation but I'm favoured by lady luck
You wanna stop me? Wanna do it properly
[Blam blam]
Ah ****, somebody shot me.

Hey AK 47.
Let me know when anyone in Australia comes even close!

I love butterfingers... what happens when u use this forum too much,

Now I wake up in the afternoon,
Hardly ever even leave my room,
unless I need to **** or piss
or eat something, 'cause I don't wanna miss
Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake;
I don't wanna clean the mess that I make.
I'm allowed and proud to be a slob -
it's all part of the parcel of my new job.
I can wake up with serious bed hair,
I don't brush it, it just sits there.
the main concern is I get enough sleep
and I hand my form in every couple of weeks,
cos the government pays for me to stay home
and I much prefer to be on my own.
I got tired of being a clerk
but now - I love work.


I also love these lyrics, they have nothing to do with this topic except following Ak47's randomness
Everytime I clean me room, I make another mess
Everytime I miss the bus, I am late for a test
Everytime I'm reincarnated, it's in the lowest form
I leave my window open every time there is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work
Everytime I masturbate, dry tends to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand
Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand
Everytime I skate, I get another bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes
Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps
Everytime I freestyle, I just talk ****
Everytime I catch the bus, there is no where to sit
Everytime I catch a train, Im askin for ticket
Everytime I'm batting in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest
Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a phone call, a lady interrupts
Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush
Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic

It's not easy being me
It's not easy being me

Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong
Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get ****ty leaf
Always living with another hoe until the heavy Mr G
Everytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach
But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I crack another rib and it really ****in hurts
Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity
Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food
Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes
Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks
Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips
Everytime I eat all bran, I get the ****s
But everytime I ****, it takes about an hour
And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower
But everytime I shower the towel is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet with Cum and sweat
Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I **** like a spastic
Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it
Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,
Worship Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious
Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period
Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober
Every blind date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance
Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants
Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, It's me that's getting stung
Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word at
Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
Everytime I **** your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come
Everytime I crack and do a chick and pull my stack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef
And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef

I Get Beef
Chicken's not a vegetable
I Get Beef
Chicken's not a vegetable

Hey Dan ok yeah thats awesome. haha later alligator