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Kadkhah
Kadkhah
WA
381 posts
WA, 381 posts
22 Apr 2009 11:18pm
G'day all
I know it sounds crazy but I think it's not only my problem so your answer might help the future generations;
After 3 to 4 hours of kite surfing my balls getting sore
It doesn't matter if I wear wetsuit or just a short I still have the same problem!

I've been trying to HTFU but in that area it's not easy (if possible).

How did you solve this problem?

Good Winds
Alex
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
22 Apr 2009 11:20pm
Kadkhah said...



How did you solve this problem?

Good Winds
Alex



Sex....regularly.
kkiter
kkiter
NSW
452 posts
NSW, 452 posts
23 Apr 2009 1:21am
Let go of it while you are kiting.
That sort of thing should only be done in the privacy of your own home.
thorn
thorn
WA
172 posts
WA, 172 posts
22 Apr 2009 11:23pm
If you keep blinking your eyeballs won't be sore as they will be self lubricated.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
23 Apr 2009 1:25am


cut them off...

mind, you might end up a little too much like the sandgroper
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
23 Apr 2009 1:31am
dude, release the pressure in a warm .......not too hot shower.

no one will help you at your age to release the pressure now unless you release the pressure real quick.

a professional massuer will often offer a topless hand shandy!
ashkiter
ashkiter
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
23 Apr 2009 2:42am
Wear undies......if they are swinging around.......they will be swinging around with you like sweet rash....
phrase
phrase
WA
228 posts
WA, 228 posts
23 Apr 2009 6:08am
You crash too much, wear a cup. You know like they wear in cricket?
Or alternatively as you gonna crash let go of the bar and cover your balls. You may get away with only letting go of one hand. It`s just that for obvious reasons (if you see me in a wetty) I have to use both hands.
Shane71
Shane71
QLD
50 posts
QLD, 50 posts
23 Apr 2009 8:15am
Hi, I will give a serious answer for you. I wear skins, got them at a surf shop, made by Billabong. They are a lycra pants that I wear under the boardies. It stops any rubbing and chaffing.

Cheers.

PS I hope your missus if you have one is being gentle. [}:)]
cRAZY Canuk
cRAZY Canuk
NSW
2528 posts
NSW, 2528 posts
23 Apr 2009 9:38am
I'll second the spandex/lycra shorts
holnissurfer
holnissurfer
QLD
21 posts
QLD, 21 posts
23 Apr 2009 10:27am
Au!
No seriously mate the problem here is most likely your sperm production, which is at the end of the day a chemical reaction which takes best place in a homeostatic environment (37Degrees), in the water the production slows (according to the temperature down, which is usually not a problem, because the "demand of you balls" ceases. Sometimes however people have a regular sort of constant production (you?) So your balls want to produce but can"t (temperature) you've two ways trying to adress this...
a) Lycra undies or heat isolation in general
b) Support your production by a normal mineral/vit supplement (Aldi for $5 or centrumetc) this might let you produce maybe more sperm during not water time, so that your balls can give you a break!

I'm just a medcine student so if a dr. med reads this and I messed it up... sorry!
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
23 Apr 2009 11:07am
Shane71 said...

Hi, I will give a serious answer for you. I wear skins, got them at a surf shop, made by Billabong. They are a lycra pants that I wear under the boardies. It stops any rubbing and chaffing.


as long as you wear them under boardies so we don't have to look at them then I approve this approach.

Kadkhah are you wearing a seat or waist harness?

If it's a seat then it does not fit you properly, and if it's a waist try not to crash nuts first so often...
sandman
sandman
WA
432 posts
WA, 432 posts
23 Apr 2009 10:01am
GalahOnTheBay said...

Kadkhah are you wearing a seat or waist harness?

If it's a seat then it does not fit you properly, and if it's a waist try not to crash nuts first so often...


what he said

Kadkhah
Kadkhah
WA
381 posts
WA, 381 posts
23 Apr 2009 10:04am
It's a waist harness.

But thank you all for thinking and caring and responding to my balls suffocation.
They really appreciate it
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
VIC, 5124 posts
23 Apr 2009 1:25pm
Wear speedos under your wettie or boardies or whatever.

The speedos keep them tucked up safely out of the way.

If they hang loose they slap around and get chafed and bashed in crashes.

Besides, if you've got big balls then the weight of them swinging about stretches your scrot and causes pain. That's what it does to me.
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
23 Apr 2009 11:49am
slightly OT (but only a little bit)

I was doing a few household chores the other morning before dressing for the day. Absent-mindedly went to take out the rubbishwith all my glory on display.
Only just realiziing in time I said to the missus, "What do you rekon the neighbours would have thought if Id gone out like that?"
Quick as a flash she came back with. "That I married you for your money"
RayQ
RayQ
WA
638 posts
WA, 638 posts
23 Apr 2009 6:07pm
Sounds like a back problem, may not come from the balls at all, or have you had a hernia OP in the past?
Little Jon
Little Jon
NSW
2115 posts
NSW, 2115 posts
23 Apr 2009 8:17pm
ashkiter said...

Wear undies......if they are swinging around.......they will be swinging around with you like sweet rash....


yeah freeballing is bad, otherwise use a ballbra
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1912 posts
WA, 1912 posts
23 Apr 2009 7:03pm
Hmmm Try BIG tricks

your balls grow automatically bigger to do them

Haaa lol this will take up the extra space ! and waalla - no slappin down there

... or is it that your just a Soft Coke why theres plenty room down there

My apologies to the awsome Ladies who can trick without them..

LOl Kad, yall makin us look bad - your not made for this sport take it out the back shed & strangle yourself there but dont tell anyone this time
boost75
boost75
WA
26 posts
WA, 26 posts
24 Apr 2009 12:02am
wear grundies and lycra boardies. in combo works a bloody treat.seriously
a mate had identical prob and he did that and fixed itself straight away and has never re-emerged. lycra shorts $38
vader
vader
NSW
418 posts
NSW, 418 posts
24 Apr 2009 8:57am
jet pilot boardies have a built in wetsuit lineing
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
25 Apr 2009 11:34am
if you wear the lycra shorts over the top of ya boardies....you'll get kicked in the nuts by a surprised "passer bY" AND STILL HAVE THE SAME ISSUES
Thecopterdr
Thecopterdr
QLD
98 posts
QLD, 98 posts
26 Apr 2009 8:49am
I got some boardies that have the neoprene liner, without them its like getting booted in the groin when you wipeout......
ruffryder61
ruffryder61
QLD
470 posts
QLD, 470 posts
26 Apr 2009 9:38am
waist harness mate and a lot of love, kite cant replace GF
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
27 Apr 2009 2:36am
ruffryder61 said...

... kite cant replace GF


I beg the differ
Wannabe
Wannabe
NSW
148 posts
NSW, 148 posts
27 Apr 2009 9:28am
Its your balls telling you that kiting is turning you gay
Greenfinger
Greenfinger
WA
239 posts
WA, 239 posts
27 Apr 2009 10:03am
Man, you think you have trouble...
phrase
phrase
WA
228 posts
WA, 228 posts
27 Apr 2009 11:14am
ruffryder61 said...

... kite cant replace GF

Kite can and has replaced several GF`s
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
27 Apr 2009 11:28am
If you suffer sack rash, zinc cream is the answer
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
27 Apr 2009 3:23pm
not zinc cream.... tiger balm

pintofpale
pintofpale
SA
229 posts
SA, 229 posts
27 Apr 2009 10:55pm
If they continue to bother you get two bricks and .....
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