for Kyteryder.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

for PR,

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is sacred in your Nieghbourhood.


Now bring on the fish slapping dance.

I never know what the hell I'm on about!


Maybe I'm the 3rd from the upper left middle in the Upper class twitt's race.

Nudge Nudge wink wink say no more.

Know his wife!

nudge nudge, a nods as good as a wink to a blind man.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on many factors and parameters. For example, an African Swallow would tend to travel at a different velocity than an European Swallow. Furthermore, their flight patterns are different, so their instantaneous velocity at a given point will almost always be different. However, technological advances have given way to being able to use swallows to transport husked coconuts across large distances, enabling us to use coconuts on a daily basis, provided we have a large contingent of willing swallows ready to make a nonstop convoy for X amount of time, or however long we wish. Swallows can also be modified, as attaching a 50 newton rocket propulsion system on a 1 kg swallow will result in an acceleration of 50 m/s(2), which is of course negating any air resistance, since swallows have been recorded as outer space fliers. I hope i cleared any doubts about this matter.

Blastphomer." "Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah."

Hey Paulio

I knew a girl once who's nickname was Swallow - does that count ?

Fitzy Gold Coast OZ

listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcicle aquatic ceremony.

Female African Swallows aren't migratory, and don't live in tropical climates so therefore do not have access to Coconuts.

However, the Mutual murcantile blah blah Insurance company is wind powered, although only a square rigger.

Maybe if we introduce these guys to the technology of Kites the coconuts could be part of a new wave of corporate piracy. They could arrive quickly stun their opposition with mamoth bombardments of marketing BS and explosive coconuts with no redeeming aerodynamic qualities.

WAIT> I'm thinking of that Kamikaze squad again. didn't their leader get carried to florida by a European swallow.

old woman!
man!
man, sorry. what knight lives in that castle over there?
i'm 37!
what?
im 37 i'm not old!

Back 2 the topic sorry guys - seeing ur having such an entertaining time as I can tell

I got out today

My bladder blew when I was pumping it up though, but at least it will only cost $60 to replace it with a brand new bladder I still managed to get out with Henry's 12m North kite in 10-15 knots (predicted 15-20!), and loved it... I can't wait till the consistant winds kick in now...

I'm getting hooked on kiting now [}:)]

Hi Eliz does Henry ride a orange rhino 2,if so how did you find it??

We got an average of 17 knots from 1 till 4pm. It'l crank tomorrow mite be spankin time

Mick lost a 05 Naish Thorn,drifted away,never to be seen again
None on the goldie, if any1 sees it

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my poor poor (kiting) bladder

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What happend to your (kiting) bladder??

darn those bladders, at least you get a new one reasonably cheap so not all bad.
and at least you tried a different kite too...so even better.
Hope you get out there again fast...!!!

Not one to gloat BUT has anyone seen the graphs for Qld???
ROLL ON SUMMER

Hey Eliz why dont you try a night kite get out after 6pm, there is another topic on here. But watch the guys they mite do a nudie kite..

how many of the wello boys actually have new members? has winter been that long?

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!



Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.



“What, ridden on a horse?”

“You're using coconuts!”

“What?”

“You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging 'em together!”