I have a problem - my board-shorts have a wetsuit short inside- does this make me gay?

I've heard that its not gay if you're experimenting- and I try new stuff all the time.

Someone told me it's not gay if your balls aren't touching, but can't work out what this means.

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Confused

the truth said...

I have a problem - my board-shorts have a wetsuit short inside- does this make me gay?

I've heard that its not gay if you're experimenting- and I try new stuff all the time.

Someone told me it's not gay if your balls aren't touching, but can't work out what this means.

signed
Confused

yes

mmmmmmm nuf said

yes your happer than George Michael in a public toilet ,
if you get my drift

I don't get the gay-debate part, if u are in to dudes it's much easier stating that by stating that u like to play cricket or field hockey

The argument is moot...until you see a fat ugly 50-60 year old's rotund harnessed middle with shapeless legs and sagging butt hanging out of the harness and you realise... respect to those who spare the eyesore and clad their less gracious proportions in a pair of boardies.

The kitesurfing harness is unfortunately guilty of breaking up the natural line of the body and exacerbating anything less than perfect proportions.

Surfers are sparred the ugliness of less than perfect male proportions as most of the time, given the amount of time sitting on one's board, what's below the waist is below the water. Kitesurfer's bodies are on show all the time.

Personally, I started wearing boardies as where I where I learnt to kite (read sitting on your arse putting your board on your feet), most of the beaches had shells and I saw it as sensible that if you were going to tear the arse out of something, let it be a $50 pair of board shorts rather than a $500 wetsuit.

Now I just think it looks better. Plain and simple. Young fit bodies, fine. Old or less than attractive bodies, yuk! If you think your arse is so great, fine, put it on show. If not, respect other's vision and wrap it in a pair of board shorts. If you just don't care, then good for you, don't care.