Aussie Jokes, got any?

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laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
29 Aug 2010 6:23pm
Simondo said...

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.


'is that a cunning stunt or a stunning _ _ _ _'
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
29 Aug 2010 6:32pm
A Pom an Aussie and a Kiwi have all been sentenced to twenty lashes each... The whipper declares that he is in a good mood today and offers all of them one request each before being whipped.. the Pom asked to have a pillow strapped to his back. but after 5 lashes the pillow breaks and he gets flogged anyway... The Kiwi asked for Two pillows to be strapped to his back.. They last for 10 lashes and he gets flogged as well.. The whipper says to to the Aussie..mate! I like Aussie's and i am going to give you two request.. Ok the Aussie's says.. first request I would like 200 lashes.. F#$K me says the whipper!! whats your second request.. Aussie replies..Strap that bloody Kiwi to my back
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
29 Aug 2010 6:35pm
How do Kiwis find there sheep in long grass ?? ----------------------Fine
boarder paul
boarder paul
1952 posts
1952 posts
29 Aug 2010 4:36pm
ahhh dam that was good
scotty100
scotty100
QLD
235 posts
QLD, 235 posts
1 Sep 2010 10:05am
Tim was at school and the teacher asked all the kids what there dads did for a job, kids yelled Fireman,chippy,etc.But Tim kept quiet so the teacher asked him about his dad."My dad dances in a gay club n takes off all his clothes for men. If they pay enough, he'll go out with a man, rent a hotel room n sleep with them."The teacher sent the other kids to lunch and took Tim aside to ask if that was true."No"said Tim,"He plays for NSW Origin side, but I was too embarrassed to say."
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
1 Sep 2010 5:06pm
What do you do if a bird poops on your head?


Don't take her out again.
ChrisMcC
ChrisMcC
NSW
667 posts
NSW, 667 posts
1 Sep 2010 5:42pm
How much does it cost for a Pirate to get his ear's pierced?

A buck-an-ear
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
1 Sep 2010 6:34pm
why do cows wear bells.. Because their horns don't work..
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
1 Sep 2010 6:37pm
What do you call a intelligent blonde A golden retriever
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
1 Sep 2010 6:43pm
What's a brunettes mating call?

Are those blondes gone yet?
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
1 Sep 2010 6:44pm
How do you make a hormone?
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