crazybula said..Tired of not being able to use your 24 inch raceboard offshore or in testing conditions?
Bought the bargain of the century but can't stand on it without waving the paddle like you're a helicopter?
Easy, in just a couple of steps you can turn your slippery toothpick into a floating dancefloor!
Purchase the new ACME Board Width Adjustor and with any household circular saw you can have a allround board in minutes!
Put an end to the storage issues of having a different board for every day of the week!
Works on any colour board!!
(No warranty implied or given)
DISCLAIMER:
This post is not serious....but whatever floats your boat.
Just a footnote, the iPod and iPod holder need to be purchased separately - but thank you for all the enquiries.
Also don't forget our "Easyrider" range of aftermarket add-ons which help lower your centre of gravity and help make supping the ultimate leisure pursuit on the market today...especially if standing in the ocean is not for you!
We have the cheaper entry-level version:
Or the standard cruising/fishing mode:
For 2016, our engineers are currently in the process of combining the ACME Board Width adjustor and the cruise/fishing model to come up with the ultimate for those who:
a) can't stand up
b) need a wider board
c) don't like paddling alone
Here is a CAD drawing of a pre-release prototype from our R&D department:
Taking pre-orders now!
DISCLAIMER:
This is still a joke.
Lighten up and go paddling.