king of the pointy you catchen all those waves an wind without me dude send me a post card how many were staying out this time dude ?

With that sort off effort............ good morning to you ................i did laugh.

Funny that Ben Servern , Matt Holder and a few other punters were actually wacking Coro last night ...............and ripping into iT I must say ......pushies ,backies,wave 360S, AND generally put on a show ,ripping waves up for da king .........................

Whom rated there prformance as ...............10/10 ........ So you have actually pre empted my next song .....................?

Dam you wind w---ker .................opps,

Wind warning YOUR building in strenth up North ,
You may not have to go in to the beauty saloon , for your back wax and scratch after all !

You may well be able to dangle your hairy ass in the wind?

Coros is pumping all night and day windy as 20-30 ....smallish swell but surging on the full tides .heaps of very happy punters sailing till they drop.



Merry xmas (My friend)

wheres me post card back wax an scratch dude yo send me one little dude

post me a pic of ben severnes boom for all us to see that sounds cool as. light weight is what we all want. but dude you re wrong bgorn dunky is the man, ok. a master and dude with all our seasons changen in melbourne that menas wind son. yummy, i could eat it all that wind and son whats it going to cost me to fly up with me gear and sail son wa i could have a beer with ya little dude.

now you have a mission from me kingy son you contact ben severne

2. ask him if bgorn dunkerbeck will be coming over here date time ect...

3. ask him if i could go for a sail with my hero

4. tell bgorn dunkerbeck about our secrete speed strip, sandy point a place where he could crack the over 45 knots

you have some good contacts there dude so tell bgorn to over and have a beer with me at sandy point

i want bjorn to crack the world sailing record in my back yard sandy point and put us on the map please kingy please if bjorn dunky sees out speed strip his eyes willl light up i know it

no joke

so were you there when big dunky shot him self in the foot ?

you got a beer for me how many beers you got down that drain ?

awww feels nice car wax i bet me gran ma new tht one to cure sunburn

i am sad no wind today just a light breeze dam dam got to go christmas shopping

mongril westhammer

fkn fk up pedegree ,melbombite noeveryfing gonna get a slap when ya hit a wa wall