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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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WA, 4019 posts
22 May 2016 2:56pm



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
22 May 2016 7:08pm

The medical breakthrough that enabled doctors to regrow a human nose from a Seagull was proving somewhat successful although still in its infancy...
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
22 May 2016 7:19pm


Di Caprio's pet seagull always had issues with his choice of leading ladies
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
22 May 2016 7:25pm

Some people were hampered in life by the chip on their shoulder.....Melanie was hampered by the chip on her nose...




Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
22 May 2016 7:30pm
Q. What do you call some with a seagull on their face?

A. Cliff
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
22 May 2016 8:04pm
Windxtasy said..




One of the seagulls fro the movie set for 'Finding Nemo' becomes disorientated when it accidentally flies onto the set filming 'Titanic' and mistakenly thinks that her nose looks like a fish. Aussie seagulls are like that (Mine...mine...mine...mine...mine...)
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
22 May 2016 9:14pm
Windxtasy said..





See, I told you. Scarecrows don't work on seagulls. They only work on crows.
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
22 May 2016 9:29pm
Nosedive
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
22 May 2016 8:13pm



The World Health Organisation has warned that the 'sniffing the back of a head' strain of the bird flu virus is very quickly transmissible.
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
23 May 2016 1:50am
Fly in, pick a winner, fly off.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
23 May 2016 8:06am
"Thought I remembered this bitch from the beach the other day, wouldnt give me a chip!!!"
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
23 May 2016 9:12am
Jonathan Livingstone Seagull's latest challenge to rid the world of bad cinema
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
23 May 2016 10:16am
Having lived with dyslexica for most his life, it wasn't the first time Jonathon had confused someone's nose for their shoulder and the mythical chip so many seagulls talk of being found there.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
23 May 2016 10:49am













Seaside holidays never went smoothly for Mr Mccain and his wife Birdseye. Wisely the kids- Chip, Potato Gem and Super Crunch -stayed below deck.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
23 May 2016 7:01pm

He immediately realised that Victoria was extremely gullible so he told her he was the king of the world.
Ninjury
Ninjury
QLD
167 posts
QLD, 167 posts
23 May 2016 7:29pm
Windxtasy said..




Feathers tried to warn the captain of the approaching iceberg, but ironically suffered a crippling injury when some some halfwit stood on the bow doing bird impressions.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
23 May 2016 7:37pm


This is definitely the last time I stick a potato chip up my girlfriends nose
paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
23 May 2016 10:27pm
Did you ever nose you were my hero?
And everything I would like to beak?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the whinge beneath my wings.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
24 May 2016 2:19pm
Ever since Dave upgraded from the dinghy, he found he could fulfill his dream of 2 birds at once.



Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
24 May 2016 4:58pm


At least it makes a change from the bloke being hen-pecked



LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
24 May 2016 10:42pm
Just then, he was really happy to wear his seagull protection.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
24 May 2016 11:12pm




Try as he might, but whenever he got close to a woman, Emilio just couldn't control his pecker....

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
24 May 2016 9:30pm


Cheap aussie cinema version of Under Siege, starring Steven Seagull.


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
24 May 2016 9:32pm

When Andrea sneezed, the huge lump she ejected made it quite obvious she had bird flu.....


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
25 May 2016 9:15pm

A relationship between Avar and Ian was just asking for trouble.



Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
26 May 2016 5:05am





Got one! Get that pot boiling, I'll pluck it, I'm starving.




Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
26 May 2016 11:23am
To hell with James Cameron, this is what he gets for not dealing with the Seagull and other seabird's Union!!!!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 May 2016 7:50pm
BEWARE the "GooberGull" !
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
29 May 2016 9:31am
Somewhere in history Fabio's family had done something to incur the wrath of all birds for all time. His sister pictured here.
raggy
raggy
VIC
564 posts
VIC, 564 posts
29 May 2016 12:07pm
it was Steven seagull!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
29 May 2016 4:20pm
The job of figurehead is not all it's cracked up to be. That's why they are mostly made of wood and/or poor people.
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