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One of the many advantages of having a taller girlfriend

Some very clever captions for a tricky picture. Thank you for all your ideas.

I liked Notwal’s “See, I told you. Scarecrows don't work on seagulls. They only work on crows.”
and “He immediately realised that Victoria was extremely gullible so he told her he was the king of the world,” which was very clever.
And Sav911’s “Feathers tried to warn the captain of the approaching iceberg, but ironically suffered a crippling injury when some halfwit stood on the bow doing bird impressions.”

But Waterloo’s
“Try as he might, but whenever he got close to a woman, Emilio just couldn't control his pecker....” Gets the popular vote, so I declare Waterloo the winner.