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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
10 Jun 2012 10:32pm
The astonishing on water performance of the Redneck full slalom machine appeared a mystery ......



.....until designer, Cleitus Buttcheeks, took time out to put in simple terms,



"The Redneck Speed Special owes everything to the constant refinements we make each year based on rider feedback, which then gets plugged straight into our CAD program.

The new Redneck full wood sandwich design with its remarkably unique speed shape has clocked incredible speeds at lower winds than its rivals. Again based on maximum efficiency principles, the squared-out tail shape is wider than the norm yet the max width at 46.5cm is narrower. This unique approach to speed board design gives a lower and therefore more efficient angle of attack to the wetted surface area, as well as more power, more tail stability and control. Tail side-cuts with wingers have been discontinued from last years model as they proved superflous now, given the new improved release and fin drive created by positioning the chair a further 5cm aft."

- It comes highly recommended in this test edition, the problem will be getting your hands on one.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
10 Jun 2012 9:00pm
^^^^ hahaha
trouble is - it is so true it is sad.
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
11 Jun 2012 4:25am
The water was THIS high when I finished her, after the levees broke.
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
11 Jun 2012 4:32am
Sure she's small, but 3 things:
1. she's made of recycled components,
2. I like the challenge of handling a big swell on her,
3. At 82L, fat people can't steal her
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
11 Jun 2012 9:15am
Bondalucci said...

The astonishing on water performance of the Redneck full slalom machine appeared a mystery ......



.....until designer, Cleitus Buttcheeks, took time out to put in simple terms,



"The Redneck Speed Special owes everything to the constant refinements we make each year based on rider feedback, which then gets plugged straight into our CAD program.

The new Redneck full wood sandwich design with its remarkably unique speed shape has clocked incredible speeds at lower winds than its rivals. Again based on maximum efficiency principles, the squared-out tail shape is wider than the norm yet the max width at 46.5cm is narrower. This unique approach to speed board design gives a lower and therefore more efficient angle of attack to the wetted surface area, as well as more power, more tail stability and control. Tail side-cuts with wingers have been discontinued from last years model as they proved superflous now, given the new improved release and fin drive created by positioning the chair a further 5cm aft."

- It comes highly recommended in this test edition, the problem will be getting your hands on one.




Sister company to RedBull ?
r2908
r2908
NSW
214 posts
NSW, 214 posts
11 Jun 2012 10:38am
the bar stool at the front is for the misses
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
11 Jun 2012 10:11am
After that big blow yesterday, this is all that was left...



Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
11 Jun 2012 1:22pm
"The water's risin, now I jerst got to git muhself another duck, two donkeys, two elephants, two giraffes..."
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
11 Jun 2012 1:24pm
Gonna round the rails off a bit - cos she's fast but gybes are a bit hairy
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
11 Jun 2012 2:42pm
Richiefish said...

Eugenes submission to the IOC for a one design Olympic class race board.



Kiter Joe was so gay he did'nt think about fitting an eski to his motorised seat on SUP kite rig!

PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
13 Jun 2012 9:10am
Old Cletus has gone a tad quiet so I'm gunna call it. It was a three horse race with De Vecta's timely "Captian Emad", Bondalucci's detailed on-water performance description, and Chris6791 for the Noah's Ark refference. Drum roll...

I have to give it to Chris6791 as I like the idea of a redneck actually trying to save all the animals, not "choot 'em".

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
13 Jun 2012 10:40am
Is this history in the making??????????


Has a kiter ever had this honour before ??????


is a serious question
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
13 Jun 2012 1:52pm
Yeah Lotofwind got one

Can't remember any others...?
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
13 Jun 2012 4:15pm
I better put on a suit of armour, or learn how to windsurf if I hang around here too much!

Thanks Phil, give me a day or two to find something.
fanatic02
fanatic02
NSW
306 posts
NSW, 306 posts
13 Jun 2012 7:21pm
My Ma is also my sister !!!!!
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
13 Jun 2012 7:59pm
fanatic02 said...

My Ma is also my sister !!!!!


i think there is some other site for checking your family tree

mmmm will have to try harder then ,i thought it was some bloody windsurfers
popularity contest
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
13 Jun 2012 8:03pm
fanatic02 said...

My Ma is also my sister !!!!!


Nice to know dude

I really hope you didn't realise the comp was over, and this is an entry
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