Damn Gopher holes!

When Billy was in the emergency dept waiting for the doctor to remove the bike wheel from his butt he finally understood why his ma kept telling him to pull his pants up.

"yer yer i can see it ,venus transiting the sun"

"no sis thats just uranus "

I've set my alarm for 7pm tomorrow for the grand unveiling of this weeks funniest person so get your entries and votes in.
(Call costs 55 cents per vote, maybe higher from pay and mobiles phones)

"you see girls, all we need is a low cut top and some of this invisi-rope...and we can hunt all day, they never know what hit 'em..."

He's such a physics nerd.
He's been doing backflips ever since he heard the Higgs-Bosun particle actually exists.

Beaglebuddy said...

Famous last words uttered all around the world, "Now watch this"

Nothing like the ego getting you in trouble..
Last time I had a photo session of me jumping the horse I ended up being helicoptered to hospital.
I tried something new and the horse was worried about it .Usually I'd stop and backtrack a bit till he was happy again but the camera was rolling wasn't it.? .He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..
horse 1 me nil..
I was issued an ultimatum - me or the horse..
I managed to calm things down but 5 years later I'm still on probation - next time he spits me off the horse is being retired.. Luckily I think I've found the reason he bucks and cured him..I think...( he's also 20 now so hopefully slowing down a bit although he can still spook , spin around and race off pretty b fast!).
The worst bit about the helicopter trip to hospital was I wanted to look at the view but I had a neck brace , drip and oxygen mask on and couldn't move my head...
I was lucky I only a few popped ribs + bruising.

Umm.. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!

sboardcrazy said...

Beaglebuddy said...

Famous last words uttered all around the world, "Now watch this"

Nothing like the ego getting you in trouble..
Last time I had a photo session of me jumping the horse I ended up being helicoptered to hospital.
I tried something new and the horse was worried about it .Usually I'd stop and backtrack a bit till he was happy again but the camera was rolling wasn't it.? .He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..
horse 1 me nil..
I was issued an ultimatum - me or the horse..
I managed to calm things down but 5 years later I'm still on probation - next time he spits me off the horse is being retired.. Luckily I think I've found the reason he bucks and cured him..I think...( he's also 20 now so hopefully slowing down a bit although he can still spook , spin around and race off pretty b fast!).
The worst bit about the helicopter trip to hospital was I wanted to look at the view but I had a neck brace , drip and oxygen mask on and couldn't move my head...
I was lucky I only a few popped ribs + bruising.

Umm.. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!

And that's how Sue won the "longest entry in a caption comp" comp

Mark _australia said...

sboardcrazy said...

Beaglebuddy said...

Famous last words uttered all around the world, "Now watch this"

Nothing like the ego getting you in trouble..
Last time I had a photo session of me jumping the horse I ended up being helicoptered to hospital.
I tried something new and the horse was worried about it .Usually I'd stop and backtrack a bit till he was happy again but the camera was rolling wasn't it.? .He cantered up , jumped and then stuck his head down and bucked me off head first..
horse 1 me nil..
I was issued an ultimatum - me or the horse..
I managed to calm things down but 5 years later I'm still on probation - next time he spits me off the horse is being retired.. Luckily I think I've found the reason he bucks and cured him..I think...( he's also 20 now so hopefully slowing down a bit although he can still spook , spin around and race off pretty b fast!).
The worst bit about the helicopter trip to hospital was I wanted to look at the view but I had a neck brace , drip and oxygen mask on and couldn't move my head...
I was lucky I only a few popped ribs + bruising.

Umm.. I just remembered the last bad stack I had sailboarding ( crutches for 3 weeks) was because once again I was getting photos taken . I wanted to look good so I used my 95 ltre board as I can plane out of gybes with it.It was too big for the conditions (25-35kts) and I stacked it big time.. Maybe I haven't learnt!

And that's how Sue won the "longest entry in a caption comp" comp

They always said I could talk underwater..

casually wheeling one of their recently modified bicycles in to the park, the girls then sat out of sight and eagerly waited to see their newly installed "anti poontang seat sniffer ejector" in action