The container was sentenced to death after depicting a graffiti of the prophet Mohammed.

Pashtun 1: "If it's rolling stock you'd think that they would at least make it round."
Pashtun 2: "And it's so long it wont fit up the street. We will have to roll it end over end."
Pashtun 1: "Bloody incompetent engineer's. That's religious school for you. Opps! I didn't mean to say that."

The smack from this container is going to kill someone

It is a little know fact that Severne even conduct quality control checks on the containers their products are shipped in.

Due to continued failure of the upper left hinge on the side door of a bad batch of blue containers under test procedure 2758-3I(a) - attack by a rabid mob of Indians - the enigma booms have been piling up at the factory and not getting out to customers

Okay time to call it. Way too hard to pick a winner from;
Terminal,
Stuthepirate
Richie (especially for his mention of the pink suited man)
Da Vecta
Notwal,
Elmo
Windxtasy
and even the Doctor.......
but the one that really made me laugh was PhilSWR's Come out Lotofwind, we know you're in there!!!

All yours Phil

sausage said...
Okay time to call it. Way too hard to pick a winner from;
Terminal,
Stuthepirate
Richie (especially for his mention of the pink suited man)
Da Vecta
Notwal,
Elmo
Windxtasy
and even the Doctor.......
but the one that really made me laugh was PhilSWR's Come out Lotofwind, we know you're in there!!!

All yours Phil

Cool, thanks Mr Sausage. I'll see what I can rustle up.