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NotWal
QLD
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NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
22 Aug 2015 4:20pm
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The young Tourquemada took every opportunity to practice the art of persuasion.
No one expected it.
NotWal
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NotWal
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22 Aug 2015 4:36pm
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Flamability index = 10
Smoke production index = 0
VOC emissions index = weapons grade
FRL -/5sec/0
SAA fire tests provide good empirical justification for the harsh legal sanctions against the smuggling of budgies.
Jupiter
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Jupiter
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22 Aug 2015 4:08pm
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Most inventions came from accidental discovery...and jet propulsion is one of them
Right now, the human jet is orbiting the earth, wondering how to get back to earth
He left his manual behind
Parked
NSW
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Parked
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22 Aug 2015 6:20pm
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albers said..
Human Combustion Engine. Just light the touch paper and stand back
Single Cylinder Thumper
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
23 Aug 2015 5:12pm
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The most popular entries were Mark_australia with“all good fun until somebody farts” and Vinno with “Not so slow roasted chicken nuggets”.
And the winner is ........... Vinno!
So over to you for the next instalment of this ongoing saga of merriment
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
26 Aug 2015 3:55pm
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It's been three days since I sent Vinno a PM with regards the Caption Comp.
Maybe Mark_australia could kick the next one off if nothing eventuates by tomorrow.
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Right now, the human jet is orbiting the earth, wondering how to get back to earth 
He left his manual behind 
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