As Gandalf gazes into one of the seeing stones of the fourth age he sees things that were, things that are, and some things, that have not yet come to pass... Unfortunately reliability of the Bureau of Meteorology is low, and some of those things may not come to pass either.
Gandalf saw that Valinor, the Undying Lands, had warm water and good winds. And so he took a quiver of boards with which to teach Frodo and Bilbo how to dance upon the waves.
Mark_A, Windxtasy and PhilSWR get an honourable mention, but then again they are usually the funniest so in the pursuit of balance I am going to ignore them. lotofwind is disqualified for some reason I can't think of.
So - I'm going to nominate Sparky as winner, if you can't take the piss out of kiters in a funny image thread then Wally riders must be the next best thing.
