Not having much luck with the African authorities, Madonna finds success in Chihuahua, Mexico with her latest child adoption. Madonna later realised she had been swindled and been sold a pup.

He's no Saint Bernard but what he lacks in size he makes up for with enthusiasm, and he's much handier.

elmo said...

Gestault was extremely happy with his reicarnation

that's it baby,,,,, huh huhuhuhuh come on just a little lower with the hand, you can do it..... harooooooooo!!!!!!

who's your dady!!!

Ewww, has someone got a tissue? I think I got this Mexican flu bad!!!

"I call him tequila. Lick, sip, suck.......... well of coouuuurse ... becawwse he's mexican dahhling!"

(better with posh accent)

3 blondes go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the girls get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...

The first blonde says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"

The second goes, "**** that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"

The third blonde says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my boyfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my boyfriend left me."

The first blonde leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you understand, Chunks is my dog!!!"

Hey guys,
I don't think that dog is a male...

........ and in other news,
- recently voted "Dog Catcher of the Year-2009", Mighty Melanie shows off some of her revolutionary new methods

Windxtasy said...

Hey guys,
I don't think that dog is a male...

Yeah but it is pretty tidy for an old girl
I'd take her for a run around the block

Richiefish said...

Lickleme Elmo or Lickalotofme Elmo

I wouldn't know what to do with that much cleavage

Mark _australia said...

I wouldn't know what to do with that much cleavage

Yes ya would, it comes naturally!

It's been quite a while since sucking on a breast came naturally for me not a huge amount of post infant experience as I found a lovely lady early on who would talk to me and she let me marry her

OT,
Can anybody figure out what's in the back ground, can't decide between a ski rack or dismembered Daleks

After his starring role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua Chico had the pick of the groupies.

decrepit said...

OT,
Can anybody figure out what's in the back ground, can't decide between a ski rack or dismembered Daleks

I think they're mast extensions up top and footstraps below. From mammary, were else would you see a lady with a dog licking her cleavage but a sailboard shop.

Or she could be the door lady to a new bar and gambling den whose motto is "Liquor up front, Poker in the rear"