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AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
20 Aug 2010 2:11pm
1 japanese "octomums"

2 Every octomum needs an octo hat

jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
20 Aug 2010 2:46pm
Hi Girls, Can I join in???


Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
20 Aug 2010 5:33pm






The judges were in raptures over the subtle flavours of the succulent seafood naturale prepared by contestant number 8 in the final of Monsterchef, and the presentation, along with themed headpieces, was exquisite.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
20 Aug 2010 5:43pm
jermaldan said...

The scientific term for this is Cephalophelia. A person who takes advantage of octipi for sexual pleasure is known as a Cephalophile. Raping an octopus is called damned stupid - they've got a BEAK! Cephalodomy, and is considered illegal in Arkansas.


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
20 Aug 2010 8:33pm
….slightly confused by the English language, the newly arrived lesbian lovers decided to settle for a "Ju Cee Squid", after an hour of beachcombing failed to turn up a "Kay Why Jelly"!



greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
20 Aug 2010 11:21pm
japanese surfing groupies always go to great lengths to show their love of Occy.

jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
21 Aug 2010 1:13am
After a long day at the aquarium photoshoot the girls headed straight for the golden showers.
bananalover
bananalover
WA
49 posts
WA, 49 posts
21 Aug 2010 9:21pm
New kite surfer style:

Octopie over wet suits and head.
bananalover
bananalover
WA
49 posts
WA, 49 posts
21 Aug 2010 9:23pm
Wow! those kitesurfer chicks are whacky!
bananalover
bananalover
WA
49 posts
WA, 49 posts
21 Aug 2010 9:24pm
the really fun part, when the octopie aren't dead and suck onto your cheeks. you get rings all over your face.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
23 Aug 2010 2:04am
A rare glimpse into the eclectic, inspirational, and sometimes downright flucking weird "Greenleader Collection" ...a pornographic mecca where all your fishy fantasies come true!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
23 Aug 2010 10:19pm
sorry.... been away for 2 days.

wet willy reads me like an open book!

checking entries now and looking for a winner!

any late ones are welcome, go on you know you want to!!!

Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
24 Aug 2010 12:01am
"No, no , girls, uncle Wet Willy didn't tell you to put his tentacles in your mouth... please listen more carefully"
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
24 Aug 2010 12:45am
Ain't no sushi like fresh sushi!
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
24 Aug 2010 2:12pm
The latest in Japanese stop-smoking techniques, the

"Sleeping while standing-up and sucking on octopus tentacles"

method is currently being tested at the Sionara Institute.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
24 Aug 2010 5:22pm
Girls to Octopi: "What took you guys so long?"

Octopi to girls: "Weez was just washing our hands"
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
24 Aug 2010 5:59pm
You can tell a Wella woman by the way she wears her hair octopus!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
24 Aug 2010 6:57pm



"We just ruv to lap our rips alound carramali"
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15105 posts
WA, 15105 posts
24 Aug 2010 6:33pm



Just like it's cousin, the angler-fish, the angler-octopus has developed a bait to attract prey. In this case it is designed to attract Tokyo business men and conspiracy theorists from Perth.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
24 Aug 2010 7:03pm



Not to be outdone by the humble earwig, the mouthwig octopus eats out the brain of it's victims effectively turning them into zombies...

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
24 Aug 2010 9:13pm
...and in a final crescendo of hedonistic pleasure the Octupus' spasmodic contractions imploded their heads like jellyfish...

it was such a mess, emergency services couldn't separate the Molluscs from the Crustaceans...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
24 Aug 2010 9:16pm
Squid Lips was a terrible affliction that affected only a small percentage of the population.

It was nowhere near as painful as Octopus Ring though...
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:19am
who would have guessed how the squid harmonica was invented.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:35am
it was really gross when one of them sneezed.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:40am
I'd often noticed girls smelling kinda fishy... I never thought that this was why.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:45am
The bukkake party was not what they expected...
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:48am
One, two.... oi! I paid for 8 girls, what the hell am I gonna do with the rest of these arms?
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:50am
Hey Trev, Put that salmon away, I think the girls might be onto something with this octopus...
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:52am
Just in case you have ever woken up with a headache, sticky hair and smelling like fish.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Aug 2010 12:55am
Dont knock it till you try it!!!
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