The judges were in raptures over the subtle flavours of the succulent seafood naturale prepared by contestant number 8 in the final of Monsterchef, and the presentation, along with themed headpieces, was exquisite.
The scientific term for this is Cephalophelia. A person who takes advantage of octipi for sexual pleasure is known as a Cephalophile. Raping an octopus is called damned stupid - they've got a BEAK!Cephalodomy, and is considered illegal in Arkansas.
….slightly confused by the English language, the newly arrived lesbian lovers decided to settle for a "Ju Cee Squid", after an hour of beachcombing failed to turn up a "Kay Why Jelly"!
A rare glimpse into the eclectic, inspirational, and sometimes downright flucking weird "Greenleader Collection" ...a pornographic mecca where all your fishy fantasies come true!
Just like it's cousin, the angler-fish, the angler-octopus has developed a bait to attract prey. In this case it is designed to attract Tokyo business men and conspiracy theorists from Perth.