One moment you're standing on the beach minding your own business, then suddenly global warming hits you.

(sung like Stevi Nicks) Drowning, in a sea of cream,where everyone,would love to drown.

Harden up princess, this is just the shorey

Dave remembered how much he hated Abalone season.

Some good work! - there are quite a few tickling my fancy.
In no particular order, these are some of the front runners
-Fishies "feces and urine,"
-The thought of the Israelites jumping in and trying to trot through unscathed
-LAFF getting in touch with his sphincter
-Willy's- "Hmmmm....which board? Which sail?"
-the thought of Stribo looking for his rig
LMAO
Not sure if there is an official time it must be called. If not I'll call it soon as postings are thinning out and I'm sure we all like to keep the pics ticking over.
Can I call it yet?

muttered by some old timer getting back into surfing.

"jeez these new short boards dont paddle to good"

This should've been the final scene in the movie Pt Break.
Would've loved to have seen Pat Swayze paddling out over some of these suckers after tracking down the "50 year storm", turn paddle into one, only to wipe out and end up body surfing down the face of one..... -now there's a job for an aqua-stuntman with big grapefruits!

bloody hell, i haven't even finished my piss.

ok