The "Come As Your Avatar" night was going well, until Haircut drank one too many Flakkas.
Chubby Checker's belated comeback was a disappointment. He couldn't twist like he used to.
Oompa Loompa to Ambulance man-
"Oompa Loompa Doompa De Do,
We've found another puzzle for you..."
Im going back to the kitesurfing forum,why too wierd and disturbing over here
My mum wont be happy either when she sees her picture on here,show some respect.
Ambulance man at the end of the day back at home "Dearest, you not going to believe the day I've had"
EP you are one sic puppy
, and we all love you or it. I've spent the whole day chuckling about this.
Oh boy I'm glad I invented the internet.
David Attenborough documentary-
"....and as the human race continues to evolve through natural selection, we can expect it to become progressively easier to wipe our bottoms." 
".. OK Honey,...now roll over,....nah,...back as you were,.... nah,..hang on a minute,...Oh, I don't know anymore,...I'm so confused !..."
WARNING - BAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR BELOW
Rabbit to chinese paramedic: "WHAT'S UP DOC?"
Chinese Paramedic: "She's got Zachery's disease"
Rabbit: "What's that?"
Chinese Paramedic: "Her face rook zachery rike her ar$e" (or in this instance her ar$e & stomach)
I see a lot of references to it being a sheila.
I assumed it is a bloke.... lots of stubble?
The pic has an uncanny resemblance to the 70's Australian band 'Buffalo' Album - 'Only want you for your body'
