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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:00pm
Have fun team.

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decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
25 Aug 2009 9:02pm
Well I've heard of air lifting car jacks, but I don't think these will work.
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
25 Aug 2009 9:08pm
Speed Humps?
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
25 Aug 2009 9:31pm
Hope there's nothing sharp under there, or something's going to go POP!
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
25 Aug 2009 9:33pm
OMG is that a BMW broken down????
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
25 Aug 2009 9:34pm
Hey love, don't bother trying to fix a Beemer, just tow it down the tip
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:56pm
help anyone pleeese, i dropped my lipstick down the airvent.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:59pm
Huh!..... Well I'll be f@#ked!......
......... I always thought that racks went on the roof!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
WA, 23677 posts
25 Aug 2009 10:00pm
The 'headless pornstar' gag stopped traffic every time..........
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
25 Aug 2009 10:07pm
Wow look at the red thumbs, somebody's having fun tonight!

Edit
And as soon as I've posted this they've gone green, looks like the thumb wars have started
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
25 Aug 2009 10:12pm
If you look down the road a bit theres probably 10 cars and trucks piled up already
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
26 Aug 2009 12:28am
One photo - three beamers.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
26 Aug 2009 12:29am
Now if I just rub these contacts a bit better , I'm sure I'll get high beam working
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
26 Aug 2009 12:38am
But I couldn't avoid hitting her officer - she was on high beam and I couldn't see the road (and I gather she couldn't see the road or her feet for that matter)

[Edit - Beat me to it sailpilot]
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
26 Aug 2009 12:45am
bmw took crash test dummy's to a whole new level
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Aug 2009 1:02am
www.sumpdrainingchicks.com

love their work!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:06pm
Sheer Driving Pleasure
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:11am
Time to grease the nipples
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:13am
The traffic was bumper to bumper.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
26 Aug 2009 7:15am
The trouble with being an airhead is, when the car falls on your head the air has to go somewhere!
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:49am
Just crank my leg a couple off times and we will get this thing off the ground.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
26 Aug 2009 10:38am
Candida loved that car so much...she'd even blown the head gasket twice.



elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:27am
Frank hated having car troubles on the way to a show
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:38am
Cheryl was the most outstanding mechanic in her class
grandfromage
grandfromage
WA
344 posts
WA, 344 posts
26 Aug 2009 10:36am
BMW's patented rack and pins steering system, coupled with high heel brake shoes made for a thrilling ride.
Muzza12
Muzza12
NSW
546 posts
NSW, 546 posts
26 Aug 2009 12:58pm
Beamer vs Beamers!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Aug 2009 1:38pm
you can tell by the outfits of their roadside assist mechanics that BMW didnt expect any break downs......
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Aug 2009 2:24pm
Beamer's no good. You need a Troopy to negotiate bumps like that
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Aug 2009 3:38pm
Safety !!!

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
26 Aug 2009 2:05pm
Richiefish said...

Safety !!!




That would get you rescued in a hurry!
(assuming you were female...)
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
26 Aug 2009 5:38pm
"Ya gotta love a chick who's handy on the tools!"
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