Caption Competition 95

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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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WA, 4019 posts
26 Aug 2009 3:54pm
The irony is: If you looked like that you'd never have to do any of your own mechanical work at all!
aquaplane
aquaplane
WA
17 posts
WA, 17 posts
26 Aug 2009 4:16pm
no thanks, i dont need any help, im used to working on my back.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:34pm
Windxtasy said...

Richiefish said...

Safety !!!




That would get you rescued in a hurry!
(assuming you were female...)


He he... They used to call life jackets "Mae Wests" remember.

"A hard man is good to find"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:37pm
Is it road kill or more kiter carnage?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Aug 2009 6:40pm
candida wondered why there was always a crowd of men waiting to see her retrieve her hidden keys after a beach walk.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:57pm
claudia was partial to opening both her bmw bonnet and her volkswagen bonnet at the same time.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
26 Aug 2009 9:14pm
greenleader said...

www.sumpdrainingchicks.com

love their work!


Am I the only one who was disappointed when that link didn't work?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
26 Aug 2009 11:37pm
"The beauty of a blonde girlfriend"


albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
27 Aug 2009 8:53am
A) I finally now understand what they mean by "autoerotica"!

B) Pamela Anderson proves she's still got it - she'll go down on anything!

C) Wouldn't she be more useful parking bikes!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
27 Aug 2009 11:21pm
Waterloo said...

Candida loved that car so much...she'd even blown the head gasket twice.




She soon left him though...he promised her he had a V8 donk "under the hood" but it only turned out to be a straight 6.


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
28 Aug 2009 1:41am
surfers paradise car service maids

$75 for an outcall, plus parts and labour......but you just accept it as a part of life!

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
28 Aug 2009 8:39am
Gremlins ???????


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
28 Aug 2009 10:00pm
Compliance check? Cars gota have a hooter or two.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Aug 2009 11:15pm
Fender bender


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Aug 2009 11:17pm
Bidgett's
Massive
Wobblies

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
31 Aug 2009 10:24pm
You would think that if she walked around all day the front of her legs wouldn't be tanned at all.


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Aug 2009 11:14pm
'high performance roadcar silicone chip industries'

had their best installation technician on the job.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Sep 2009 12:00am
Well we've dropped off the boil, no polka dotted shorts, no little furry thing poking up where
it shouldn't (elmo that is) - so will call it PM tomorrow.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:45am
the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....


Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:52am
Richiefish said...

the fuzzy fella was confused as to what to do .....





Somehow, Richie, you've captured Elmo's disappointment and dismay perfectly...
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Sep 2009 9:55am
Thank goodness they're not blue strings

(Sorry)
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2009 3:33pm
Titty Titty Bang Bang - the Adults version.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Sep 2009 10:22pm
Well many notables this week...

Formula Nova had a flurry of activity.

Richie had a late run for the line capturing the moment elmo realised he couldn't combine kiting, balooning and a life-long partner.

Davman for greasing the nipples.

Windxtasy for Borat's chick magnet.

So in the end it was a close call.

Bondy's racks on the roof.

Greeny's lipstick down the air vent.

But there can only be one winner and tonight it's .....



Greenleader

congrats - take it away.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2009 10:48pm
woo hoo.

one of the great uncertainties in life, even bigger than waiting for the lotto results is the fist shaking fun of winning the seabreeze caption comp!

thanx waterloo and commisserations to the other competitors...........losers!

checking data banks now.
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