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knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
25 Feb 2008 9:40am
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Having previously won the lotto and survived a lightning strike, Ian wasn't surprised when a meteorite landed on his truck.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:11am
Bugger, this never happens to Tonka Trucks!!!!!!!!!!
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Feb 2008 12:52pm
Working in the mines all week Ian could hardly wait to get his rocks off.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Feb 2008 12:20pm
put your beard on mum, we're nearly there.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:34am
working on mine sites ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Feb 2008 2:50pm
It was the sight of the orange shirt that did it, that and his pathological hatred of surveyors triggered Ian's homicidal rage. He swerved to line him up....
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
25 Feb 2008 2:15pm
George thought in retropect that perhaps he should have parked up further away from the blasting area and did his medical benefits cover post traumatic stress syndrome.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
25 Feb 2008 2:17pm
"Hello NRMA? Do you fix flat tyres?"
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
25 Feb 2008 2:19pm
George knew that in retrospect, that pehaps he shouldn't have had it off with the bucket operators missus .
aus301
aus301
QLD
2039 posts
QLD, 2039 posts
25 Feb 2008 3:22pm
The 1997 model Euclid...just what every home handyman needs for the odd spot of landscaping
eggs
eggs
QLD
246 posts
QLD, 246 posts
25 Feb 2008 6:22pm
After years of hard work in the mines, Dave could finally afford that big rock his girlfriend had been hinting at
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
25 Feb 2008 9:56pm
It's just a miner problem!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
25 Feb 2008 8:14pm
Heavy? , I've had bigger gallstones!

HEY JUICE, IS THIS YOUR TUSHINGHAM
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
25 Feb 2008 9:26pm
It was now obvious to everybody that Bobs obsession with his rock garden had gotten totally out of control.
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:02pm
After years of debate at the mine cafeteria, it was finally resolved that Bob was the dumbest person to ever get a truck licence.
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:56pm
'Yeah its pretty big, but you shoulda seen the one we dug up yesterday!'
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:56pm
Thats what you get when you service your truck at Kmart Tyre and Auto
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:57pm
This never would have happened on a union site
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
26 Feb 2008 12:47am
George thought that with a bit of extra weight over the back wheels he would have no trouble throwing a wheelie
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
26 Feb 2008 12:51am
after dodging rocks all morning George realised all too late that the last one just before the end of his shift, had his name on it.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
26 Feb 2008 2:12am
I got another nice one for the rockery martha.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
26 Feb 2008 2:12am
if it's a rockin,
don't come a knockin!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
26 Feb 2008 1:18am
When Trace sent Dave out to score a bag of rocks, little did she know that he would take her quite so literally.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
26 Feb 2008 9:01am
Jamie was a scared and timid child, who suffering great emotional pain at the hands of schoolyard bullies. On this fateful day those surpressed memories resurfaced when Terrible Terry, the boy who had thrown so many rocks at Jamie in school, began working at the site. It's time I threw a few gibers of my own thought Jamie...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Feb 2008 10:19am
this publicity stunt by a local heavy rock band, was considered, "heavy man"...
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
26 Feb 2008 11:23am
Late that night in the depot, none of the other trucks believed him when he said how big the rock was until Jack and Reg the little land cruisers backed him up.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
26 Feb 2008 10:28am
Big Rock Euclid, are cheaper


(for the west aussies)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Feb 2008 11:51am
With the press still buzzing at what was described as a cheap publicity stunt turned expensive, the local band released their debut self titled album.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
26 Feb 2008 5:08pm
For Sale: Big truck, One owner, good condition, pulls a little to the left.
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
26 Feb 2008 6:15pm
Not a porter loo in sight, and Jimmy was desperate for a dump.
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
26 Feb 2008 8:07pm
Duncan suddenly realised that his pet rock Ronda had put on weight since their last outing .
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