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Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
8 Jul 2012 11:32pm
Mark _australia said...

Thanks Mr No-one

OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly.....

This is how i won Caption Comp 243




felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
felixdcat felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
9 Jul 2012 1:24pm
I translated the add and in short it says: Buy the kiter's lips they are a must for all the asian ladies that want to give blowjobs, they work well because in Australia everybody knows that kiting sucks!
sideskirt
sideskirt
328 posts
sideskirt sideskirt
328 posts
9 Jul 2012 5:46pm
Stuthepirate said...

Mark _australia said...

Thanks Mr No-one

OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly.....

This is how i won Caption Comp 243







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Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
9 Jul 2012 6:34pm
Stuthepirate said...

Mark _australia said...

Thanks Mr No-one

OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly.....

This is how i won Caption Comp 243





OH, that must be why he he had such a surprised look on his face when I told him he had won!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
9 Jul 2012 10:15pm
Tired of yours having that characteristically Japanese built "flat bottom"?

New and improved ported version for a rounder, thicker, and deeper low end!
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
10 Jul 2012 10:39am
"news flash, latest technology in windsurf boards"

"when your finished on the water with the new Asian JP Funstar board
you can easliy remove the mast and insert your pole to extend your
pleasure time on and off the water"

"but wait theres more ,if your one of the next 6 callers................."







Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
10 Jul 2012 12:41pm



It was only two days until his wedding anniversary and Mr Potato Head was hanging out for that delivery from the adult shop...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
10 Jul 2012 11:20am
For a really good grip on that stuck mast...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
10 Jul 2012 2:18pm
Windxtasy said...

For a really good grip on that stuck mast...



So would that be the Nippon Grippon?
Cambodge
Cambodge
VIC
851 posts
Cambodge Cambodge
VIC, 851 posts
10 Jul 2012 3:01pm
Not an entry in this caption comp but I just had to ask my wife (Japanese) what this thing really is...She insists: "It's actually called a "face slimmer". It's supposed to slim your face."

She is now wondering what I'm actually doing when I say I'm going "windsurfing"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23677 posts
10 Jul 2012 10:05pm
Cambodge said...

Not an entry in this caption comp but I just had to ask my wife (Japanese) what this thing really is...She insists: "It's actually called a "face slimmer". It's supposed to slim your face."

She is now wondering what I'm actually doing when I say I'm going "windsurfing"


I gather it also has other benefits, namely changing another aspect of face shape to make oneself more attractive to men?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
10 Jul 2012 11:50pm





Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23677 posts
10 Jul 2012 10:36pm
Windxtasy said...

For a really good grip on that stuck mast...


The only solution not identified in 32 seabreeze threads this year.....
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
rohjar rohjar
WA, 142 posts
11 Jul 2012 12:44pm
"Hello Sailor!"
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
rohjar rohjar
WA, 142 posts
11 Jul 2012 12:46pm
The revolutionary Neil Pryde mast protector is perfect for long sessions.

In case of equipment failure it amplifies your voice to call for help, and consoles you when you get lonely...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Jul 2012 3:48pm
Strengthens the lips, tongue and cheek muscles enabling the user to say the letter "L".
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
bigmark100 bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
11 Jul 2012 5:53pm
The accessory for every windsurfer who wants to maintain the look they had when they heard kiting was in and windsurfing was out....
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
bigmark100 bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
11 Jul 2012 5:54pm
all joke aside... wtf is that?
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
11 Jul 2012 4:07pm
bigmark100 said...

all joke aside... wtf is that?


It's for changing light bulbs
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Jul 2012 7:14pm
Client: I have this large quantity of 'Lubralips', a hundred and twenty-two thousand of them to be exact, which I inherited, and I thought if I advertised them...



Of course! A national campaign. Useful things, 'lubralips', no trouble there.

For what?

A MILLION HOUSEHOLD USES!

Such as?

Uhmm...gripping lids on jam jars, silencing mothers-in-law, impersonating side-show clowns, making holes for indoor golf, destroying household pests...

Destroying household pests?! How?

Well, if they're bigger than a rat, you can strangle them with it, and if they're smaller than a rat, you swallow them whole!

Surely not!....

'DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-CAST, SURGICAL GRADE, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE INDIVIDUAL 'LUBRALIPS' , FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!'

'Ospitals!?!?!?!!?

Makes a wonderful speculum for intubation…

and comes with bonus Yabbie Pump adaptor…

You're mad!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!
This is a Seabreeze caption competition - Sex, sex, sex, must get sex into it. Wait, I see a television commercial- There's this nude woman at the beach holding a stuck mast and wearing lubralips. That's great, great, but we need a kiter, got to have some polka dotted boardies in there. There's a nude woman at the beach with a kiter--that's too sexy. Put Elmo and Mr Potato Head there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals. There are two kids playing with Mr Potato Head, and a dog chasing Elmo who has been skunked again. Uhh...international flavor's missing...make the beach European! How about Tarifa? No no,too expensive. Never mind, we'll go to Greece, it'll be cheaper. So, there's Elmo... (fade out)
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
BulldogPup BulldogPup
6657 posts
11 Jul 2012 9:01pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Awwwww huge effort 'nita (sorry had to check profile for a name), got my vote 4 winner have a greenie!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23677 posts
11 Jul 2012 10:42pm
And no more sugar for you tonight Anita
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
12 Jul 2012 7:41am
Feels just like when Granny takes her teeth out
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23677 posts
13 Jul 2012 10:52am
Stalled...

call it tonight
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7279 posts
13 Jul 2012 12:49pm
When first entering parliament all politicans are given a device known affectionately as the 'polly mouth'.

This allows them to talk constant ****e without having to worry about taking a breadth between broken promises.





Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7279 posts
13 Jul 2012 12:52pm
Translation :

All new - insert the flubber mouth to allow your pinery gland to directly mind-melt with star-gates and intergalatic dimensions without the dumbing effect of flouride
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7279 posts
13 Jul 2012 12:55pm
Gina reveals the PPE required for foreign works to enable them to complete 22 hours shifts in the desert.

In a recent meda conference it was revealed that both the Australian workers engaged on the project would also be required to wear the same device, just in a different orifice
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7279 posts
13 Jul 2012 12:59pm
Windaddict just couldn't work out how to attach his camera mount he bought off e-bay, despite the detailed instructions
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23677 posts
13 Jul 2012 9:56pm


Called:

I really wanted Elmo to win for his disgusting " just like when granny takes her teeth out" - a very Poor Relative kinda comment

But there are equal thumbs for Bondy, Albers and Davmen

Davmen takes it for the available in SDM or RDM (being an SDM man myself and having fitment issues I understand, Dave
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
DavMen DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
14 Jul 2012 6:38am
Mark _australia said...



Called:

I really wanted Elmo to win for his disgusting " just like when granny takes her teeth out" - a very Poor Relative kinda comment

But there are equal thumbs for Bondy, Albers and Davmen

Davmen takes it for the available in SDM or RDM (being an SDM man myself and having fitment issues I understand, Dave


Thanks Mark

I thought Albers was way funnier - I still laugh when I read it!

I'll see what I can find over the weekend.


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