The Sisters of Mercy, Some Girls Wander by Mistake

Brenda could never figure out why her erect navel went unnoticed..

I can't believe you where using a 3.7 ... I had my 10.5 bagged out and still coudn't get planning Anyway my mini is in for a service and i have an appointment at the hair dressers and the blah blah blah blah....

They were both of One Design but Barbie's extra volume made her faster around the buoys.

Sorry peeps been away, it's a bit long in the tooth so I'll call it tonight or tomorrow morning I think.

Winner:

Noteable entries from

ELMO Finally a lady who can change a lightbulb

GESTALT who would have thought the every day step ladder would make it on the list of must have sex toys.

RICHIEFISH big woman : "So your saying this guy likes to dangle up high ?"
little woman : "Yeah ! and you'll love his yellow polka dot boardies !"

STRIBO: I can't believe you where using a 3.7 ... I had my 10.5 bagged out and still coudn't get planning Anyway my mini is in for a service and i have an appointment at the hair dressers and the blah blah blah blah.... (very close second)

But the winner for a very clever double meaning and windsurfing related too:

MikeyS: They were both of One Design but Barbie's extra volume made her faster around the buoys

MikeyS said...

Aw shucks. Thanks Mark.

And to think, I didn't even need to make any direct reference to tits, sex, or anything else smutty that went through most people's minds.

That's what made your response so clever.
I liked yours best too.