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Originally posted by plev

Kites do have lots of worthwhile AND attractive aspects ie :-
1) They're highly flamable.
2)They can pick you up and place you down in rather unusual paces, no probs
3)They have this unequivable ability of teaching the end user the art of full fitness, while negotiating water hazards, still being attached to said kite, but detached from the floaty bit being the board that has wondered off??????
4)

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Mineral

why did the kiter go up wind of a windsurfer?
cus the kiter thought the windsurfer had a sense of humour

Hahahahaha

I think it may be lost on him tho' Mineral

What's the difference between a Windsurfer and a Poledancer?

A windsurfer gives better head

try again......


What's the difference between a Windsurfer and a Poledancer?

A windsurfer looks better in a G-String


Try again..... I think I got it this time.....

What's the difference between a Windsurfer and a Poledancer?

A windurfer needs less lubricant when using his mast for sex

Try again....... I've worked out how to make it funny now.....

What's the difference between a Windsurfer and a Poledancer?

A windsurfer's bottom tastes better after sex

This is really hard to make funny..... One more try....

What's the difference between a Windsurfer and a Poledancer?

Nothing........ Kitesurfers just wish they were one


Apologies to all my kitesurfing buddies