Oh dear we've all gone a bit juvenile haven't we... tsk tsk tsk.
I reckon waveslave has a point -- what sort of hero goes windsurfing with no wind? Brings a bad name to our sport imho. Getting one of those noisy slow motorbikes_on_water to allow the aforementioned hero to (edit:
wind )surf a wave? Pfft. Those sort of people
deserve to have waves trash their gear.
Waveslave puts a much-needed bit of fun into the forum, so please let's be civil about mocking him... I mean just being a kiter is grounds enough for mocking in my book

Try going over to that OTHER side of the forum and be a proud poley, and see how far that gets you

(Edit: much respect to surfers who get tows, no respect to windsurfers who need a tow)