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drift
drift
VIC
737 posts
drift drift
VIC, 737 posts
11 Aug 2009 9:16am
NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
11 Aug 2009 8:44am
e) find some suitable sized boxes, put them in the lounge, and put the board on top of them.. thus demonstrating that new lounge suites and new boards are two entirely different things. Then refer to c)
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
russh russh
SA, 3027 posts
11 Aug 2009 10:52am
Use a women's strategy - there was a sale on - it was 30% off and it matches my new fin - it would have cost me twice as much if I bought it next week - I'll never get it for that price again - the guy in the shop reckons is the best bargain of the year !
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8349 posts
sboardcrazy sboardcrazy
NSW, 8349 posts
11 Aug 2009 11:25am
Old Salty said...

Hey sboardcrazy - my wife and daughter have horses, so I do not have to justify any of my windsurfing purchases, its just there is no money left to buy anything after they have finished!!
My horse is pretty cheap to maintain by horse standards .
As an artist specialising in painting portraits of Dogs , people & horses etc I know that most horsey people would love a portrait but after $100 a go for shoeing once a month , feed agistment etc etc not many end up commissioning one! Plenty of dog owners though.Dogs are a bit cheaper to keep..
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Aug 2009 9:47am
drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


Buy the lounge suite and if nothing was said consider that you got off lightly!
Old Salty
Old Salty
VIC
1271 posts
Old Salty Old Salty
VIC, 1271 posts
11 Aug 2009 12:04pm
" Use a women's strategy - there was a sale on - it was 30% off and it matches my new fin - it would have cost me twice as much if I bought it next week - I'll never get it for that price again - the guy in the shop reckons is the best bargain of the year !"
The only other thing I would add to russh statement is :-

Stand on the board and say - Does my bum look big on this?
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
11 Aug 2009 12:11pm
drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


d) You'd make sure that you get a new fin with the lounge suite.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
11 Aug 2009 12:13pm
Windxtasy said...

MikeyS said...

Just tell her that if you weren't able to go sailing, you'd have to hassle her for sex more often.


That might result in her selling all your boards!


I suspect that Drift might even see that as a positive!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Aug 2009 10:51am
MikeyS said...

drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


d) You'd make sure that you get a new fin with the lounge suite.


He already got a new fin... that's what started all this... or is this one of those "There's a hole in my bucket" stories...?
(there's a hole in my bank balance more likely...)
CROWEMAN
CROWEMAN
VIC
268 posts
CROWEMAN CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
11 Aug 2009 1:08pm
drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


Lets face facts Mick - the punishment below will seem civilised compared to what you're in for...




drift
drift
VIC
737 posts
drift drift
VIC, 737 posts
11 Aug 2009 1:28pm
Crowie,
Although close to actuality, the bottom picture is not entirely accurate....the new fin is missing so I have added it in!



Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Aug 2009 11:30am
CROWEMAN said...

drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


Lets face facts Mick - the punishment below will seem civilised compared to what you're in for...







it's a good idea though:
"Let he/she who is without large impulsive purchases cast the first stone..."
(Now who said Jehovah?)
CROWEMAN
CROWEMAN
VIC
268 posts
CROWEMAN CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
11 Aug 2009 4:29pm
Windxtasy said...

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it's a good idea though:
"Let he/she who is without large impulsive purchases cast the first stone..."
(Now who said Jehovah?)


Ahh, a fellow traveller...bet you liked Withnail and I as well. In any case, I think the following sums it up:

''Drifts not the Messiah, he's just a VERY naughty boy''
Old Salty
Old Salty
VIC
1271 posts
Old Salty Old Salty
VIC, 1271 posts
11 Aug 2009 5:28pm
hEY Croweman and Windxtasy you forgot the accent. Those Python quotes don't work the same without the male impersonating female accent
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Aug 2009 6:53pm
Old Salty said...

hEY Croweman and Windxtasy you forgot the accent. Those Python quotes don't work the same without the male impersonating female accent


Please feel free to demonstrate how to do that with a forum post...
CROWEMAN
CROWEMAN
VIC
268 posts
CROWEMAN CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
11 Aug 2009 10:43pm
Old Salty said...

hEY Croweman and Windxtasy you forgot the accent. Those Python quotes don't work the same without the male impersonating female accent


Don't oppress me. Or Windextasy. Or Windextasy's wife. Or husband. Or partner(s)...
unimaniac
unimaniac
5 posts
unimaniac unimaniac
5 posts
12 Aug 2009 4:55am
drift said...

NEWS FLASH
Update on new board

Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you

a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............


So, how hypothetical is this?...
drift
drift
VIC
737 posts
drift drift
VIC, 737 posts
12 Aug 2009 9:20am
replace the word "hypothetical" with "actual" and you will go close!
drift
drift
VIC
737 posts
drift drift
VIC, 737 posts
14 Aug 2009 5:43pm
FINAL UPDATE.
I have a wonderful new loungesuite to match my "fin"....
thanks to all for suggestions.....very much appreciated
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
14 Aug 2009 4:00pm
drift said...

FINAL UPDATE.
I have a wonderful new loungesuite to match my "fin"....
thanks to all for suggestions.....very much appreciated


and a very appreciative wife too, I hope.

Thanks Drift, you've done your bit to stimulate the economy...

MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
14 Aug 2009 6:04pm
drift said...

FINAL UPDATE.
I have a wonderful new loungesuite to match my "fin"....
thanks to all for suggestions.....very much appreciated


Good news drift.

So, what kind of finbox does the new lounge suite have? US or Tuttle? Does it plane well?
B 3
B 3
VIC
4 posts
B 3 B 3
VIC, 4 posts
14 Aug 2009 7:41pm
come on guys.were all men .we don't have to hide things. we rule our homes. just come out and tell them
.sorry I have to go, my wife just told me I have to do the dishers and then the floors !!!!!!!!!!
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