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Carantoc
Carantoc
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27 Jan 2012 8:33pm
d1 said...

I can explain this.

At the beginning of 2011, the sales and marketing department of a HotSailsMaui stockist in Kiel, Germany, conducted a survey of windsurfing customers. The polled sample size gave them good confidence margins that confirmed the belief that a particular population group was very under-represented in windsurfing. So, a marketing campaign was designed specifically to target this population group. The campaign revolved around the slogans "Einfach Hot", meaning "simply hot", and the sub-slogan (hardly readible in this example) "Windsurfen ist Einfach, etc..." - "Windsurfing is easy, why don't you give it a try". At the same time, HotSailsMaui introduced the availability of fully customiseable sail designs (in terms of colours and patterns, not the shape, of course).

So, lotofwind, why not have a custom design made and give it a try? Pinnaroo Point is a good place to learn.


Which population demographic is that exactly ?

Can't be homosexuals as Neil Pryde sell plenty of sails each year.

Must be the well known sub-group 'northern europeans who wear women's underwear whilst standing on driftwood'.

How big do you think this market is exactly ?

Maybe Stabber Kites Inc. needs to start looking into this.
lotofwind
lotofwind
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27 Jan 2012 11:42pm
Say no more
Hotsailsmaui mardigra float comming soon.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Fredstyles
Fredstyles
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86 posts
28 Jan 2012 1:09am
lotofwind said...

Are they trying to get kiters into poledancing
Would this add make you want to buy one of their sails???




Same add a couple of beers later...

FormulaNova
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28 Jan 2012 5:27am
lotofwind said...

Right now Im searching for the internet stalker hot line.
Should have listend to my mum saying dont talk to old men on the internet

And as for your PM.
No I wont tell you what school I go to



You really are a weirdo aren't you lotofwind?

Maybe you should stop hanging around the windsurfing forum.
BennyB12
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28 Jan 2012 1:06pm
I think hes doing well...very entertaining...
surfingboye
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28 Jan 2012 8:35pm
lotofwind said...

Right now Im searching for the internet stalker hot line.
Should have listend to my mum saying dont talk to old men on the internet

And as for your PM.
No I wont tell you what school I go to


lotofwind said... months ago in windsurfers pic thread
^^^^Why,do you recognizer her.LOL

Why do you always post straight after me??
Your not some wierd interweb stalker are you??
and , the PM you sent me asking which school I go to,,Im not telling you.
My parents warned me not to talk to strangers on the web.


Looks like you have a couple of poleys after your cute butt.
Stop spreading you charm on the windsurfing pages, bring it back to the kite forum!


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
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15105 posts
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28 Jan 2012 7:03pm
surfingboye said...

lotofwind said...

Right now Im searching for the internet stalker hot line.
Should have listend to my mum saying dont talk to old men on the internet

And as for your PM.
No I wont tell you what school I go to


lotofwind said... months ago in windsurfers pic thread
^^^^Why,do you recognizer her.LOL

Why do you always post straight after me??
Your not some wierd interweb stalker are you??
and , the PM you sent me asking which school I go to,,Im not telling you.
My parents warned me not to talk to strangers on the web.


Looks like you have a couple of poleys after your cute butt.
Stop spreading you charm on the windsurfing pages, bring it back to the kite forum!





Reminds me of an old joke:

"
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."

The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.

He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,

"You know what to do."

Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,

"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"

"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
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28 Jan 2012 11:04pm
^^^ wtf is a 22-gauge?

.22 calibre maybe. That leaves us with
.22lr, .22mag, .222, .223, .22/250, .220Swift, .22Hornet, .22PPC, oh gawd the list goes on.
If it is 22 gauge, then that would be a very bl00dy small shotgun. 12ga is useful, 20ga is is for girls, 22ga would be so small as to be near on useless.

And a bazooka is recoil-less as it is a rocket in a tube that exerts no rearward pressure against the firer. So if the bloke was knocked over, he faked it so the bear could rape him.

Thus whilst technically incorrect, the anology is valid WRT surfingboye and lotawind
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