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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23688 posts
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2 Feb 2008 2:02am
Well a few of us have been doing just that. Maybe that is why there are so many wildly varying opiniuons of you

My list, snipped out from your post:

Grumplestilskin (poor stance in avatar, looks around the mast as if he's going into a DTL bottomturn but it is in fact flatwater AND the wrong tack)
Elmo (typical bloodnut)
Greenroom (missed him at work cos I was out sailing)
Mineral1 (I prefer vitamins)
lao shi (mmmmmm exotic. are you a shelia with ping pong balls?)
Snides (got nothin. Who is that)
25 (a/a)
bender (cool nick, famous mountainbiker from the Crusty Demons videos. Number 8 I think.)
Slowboat (wtf??? windsurfers are the fastest sailpowered vessels as usual)
Decrepit (cool boardbuilder. I need to borrow some 4mm divinycell about 300 x 500mm as mine is 700km away, can repay in a month, how about it decrep?)
Nebbian (reckoned he'd drop in on his way back from Gero but shied away from the hardcoredness that is G/H )
Hardie (faster than me but just wait man.....)
Windy Miller (his ex missus goes off, nice of him to share, she has had a whuppin' from me lately)
Leech (ate chips with him in the drizzling rain at G/H. But he wasn't up for the Bundy (tsk tsk) )
Laurie (kicked Brucie the c0ckhead off the forums so he is the coolest )

and a bunch of kiters who are very gay. Yeah.
Pointman
Pointman
WA
437 posts
WA, 437 posts
2 Feb 2008 2:48am
Nice thread leech!

I only started posting on Seabreeze last year so I'm still a relative newbie, but I love how the internet caters for special interest freaks like us windies.

In keeping with Hardies post...
Westozwind (a.k.a Gadget)
Grumps
Sandi Bottom
Mintox GT
whippingboy (a.k.a. Sir Les)
Graceman
(all of the above are my crew from the GPS Team Challenge...go the Wozzies )
Hardie (Go the MM )
Decrepit (Hope I'm still firing at his age )
Elmo (sort of...we haven't been formally introduced)
25
Big Gazza
Mineral
Windy Miller (scoped his Stoney before buying my own and shared an epic Abrolhos adventure)
Kiter Dan
King of the Point (another Abrolhos tripper )
Mark Australia (spoken to him anyway...got dibs on his trailer canopy )
Silvec01 (The Chad...always up for a drag at Melville )

Not bad for 9 months of aimless web surfing.
All top crew...gotta love the net for the power to unite like-minded souls.
Thanks to Seabreeze most days I rock up for a sesh I meet some crew I know...great to share the stoke .


Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
2 Feb 2008 10:39am
virtual reality is great. if you want to have some real fun just tell people that you are someone else.

in the past at the beach i've been,

nebbian
vando
notwal
junior freestyle
evlpanda
greenleader
haircut
chairman

and so on.

so next time someone at the beach asks you who you are on seabreeze, just tell them someone elses user name then do something really stupid and embarassment.

graceman
graceman
WA
323 posts
WA, 323 posts
2 Feb 2008 11:38am
I've met a few of yew,

BUT I slept with Elmo
and I am definately a Brazilian person myself.
All I remember is earplugs and hair

The wozzie crew is special (good quality beer) and all the Melville Beech girls
Oh yeh and because I am old I keep forgetting everyone's names anyway

Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
2 Feb 2008 1:37pm
Russh (top bloke)
Dzub (seems nice)
Jim Bob (great leathers)
Slackest (great brain)(very funny)
SA Speed boys (all top blokes)
Bubs (young one - really infectious enthusiasm)
Grand Fromage (doesn't really look like that I don't think)
Arlo (top bloke)
Divaldo (makes me feel safe)

Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
2 Feb 2008 12:16pm
poor relative said...

Would like to meet more of you but i feel like a twat walking up to a bunch of windsurfers and saying "Hi i'm poor relative"

Yeah if I were you Id feel much more than a twat

sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
2 Feb 2008 1:04pm
Who I've met- and little known facts about them...


Hardie - elbows bend the wrong way
Grumplestilskin - World record holding ice skater
Elmo - makes a lovely fondue chinoise
Greenroom - lager lout
Moi - cycles everywhere on a miniature clown bike
Mickey - suspected al quaeda operative
Nat - suspected wife
Nebbian - looks to the right when he's thinking about sausages..
Binny - Known as 'La Chat Noir' until 1972
All the rest of the Diva's - Shaolin nuns
Rooster - Banned from Irish dancing troupe for steroid abuse
Westozwind - Able to leap tall bilbys in one mighty bound
Mintox GT - Once made Margret Thatcher weep with his rendition of "Danny Boy'
whippingboy - Laid on a tin of spam for 17 hours for charity
Graceman - Can't walk sideways
Bluejuice - AKA Arthur Nugent author of '101 Metric Threads'


People who i haven't met yet or didn't realise I had met...

Decrepit
Poor rellie
Mark Australia
Many others...
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
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2 Feb 2008 1:56pm
sinker said...

Greenroom - lager lout

Have we met?

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
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2 Feb 2008 1:59pm
Greenroom said...

sinker said...

Greenroom - lager lout

Have we met?




Clearly.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23688 posts
WA, 23688 posts
2 Feb 2008 2:40pm
Sinker have we met?
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
2 Feb 2008 4:18pm
Juice said...

Leech said...



Who (from Seabreeze) do you know or have met in person?


No one




WHAT'S WITH THE CLOWN FACE HA!! It's Mr to you funnyman .
"Thats because I had them tucked in" is there anyone better at the one liners than Greenroom? I doubt it.
I've known Gazza a while (made me choke on a big ass oyster) and have had the great honour of meeting the legendary "STRIBO",....................apparently. You'll have to let me know next time we meet or maybe Juice can point you out.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
2 Feb 2008 6:02pm
Mark _australia said...


Grumplestilskin (poor stance in avatar, looks around the mast as if he's going into a DTL bottomturn but it is in fact flatwater AND the wrong tack)



I know its embarrassing, but that shot was taken when I was ripping up the massive conditions in Queensland
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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2 Feb 2008 6:28pm
graceman said...

I've met a few of yew,

BUT I slept with Elmo
and I am definately a Brazilian person myself.
All I remember is earplugs and hair






you promised you wouldn't tell
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
2 Feb 2008 8:00pm
some of you guys/gals, could/should be proffesional comedy writers. Imagine a sitcom /soapy about a group of windsurfers and their "quirks" and unusual outlook on life. They could have run ins with their rivals the "kiters". The crazy excuses they would come up with to escape whatever they were doing when the wind begins to blow. Hell this thing writes itself. episode one , a young QLD windsurfer travels to WA seeking the Freemante doctor to help with his "wind problem" ....AND THEN ????????
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
2 Feb 2008 7:15pm
Mark _australia said...

>>>>>>

Decrepit (cool boardbuilder. I need to borrow some 4mm divinycell about 300 x 500mm as mine is 700km away, can repay in a month, how about it decrep?)

>>>>>>>


You'll get everywhere with flattery!!!

I have 3mm and 5mm 80kg herex, but no 4mm d-cell. Any good to you???
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
2 Feb 2008 9:00pm
poor relative said...

Would like to meet more of you but i feel like a twat walking up to a bunch of windsurfers and saying "Hi i'm poor relative"


The gay-as-a-bucket pink kite and insane glint in your eye helps us to identify you. Hmmm I wonder why nobody wants to meet you.....
kodyn
kodyn
WA
65 posts
WA, 65 posts
2 Feb 2008 9:24pm
proberly know lots of youse,,,,but not via seabreeze nic,,,,,,

ohhh,,,,the only one i know is 'king of the point' ( he gona be wonderin who i am now,,,hehe)

nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
3 Feb 2008 12:43am
Richiefish said...

some of you guys/gals, could/should be proffesional comedy writers. Imagine a sitcom /soapy about a group of windsurfers and their "quirks" and unusual outlook on life. They could have run ins with their rivals the "kiters". The crazy excuses they would come up with to escape whatever they were doing when the wind begins to blow. Hell this thing writes itself. episode one , a young QLD windsurfer travels to WA seeking the Freemante doctor to help with his "wind problem" ....AND THEN ????????


He spends a month at Corros, rents a house near Hardies run, has wild monkey love with the slappers at cobblers tavern every weekend, and breaks booms with monotonous regularity... Nah the TV producers wouldn't go for it
Sandi Bottom
Sandi Bottom
WA
54 posts
WA, 54 posts
3 Feb 2008 12:56am
hardie said...


Sandi Bottom (Gorgeous and shouldn't drive up Plain St Towing a Caravan)



Love being called gorgeous
however all I can say about Plain St is "I'm an excellent driver" [in the voice of rainman]
Sandi Bottom
Sandi Bottom
WA
54 posts
WA, 54 posts
3 Feb 2008 12:58am
nebbian said...

has wild monkey love with the slappers at cobblers tavern every weekend



Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
3 Feb 2008 1:01am
Sandi Bottom said...

nebbian said...

has wild monkey love with the slappers at cobblers tavern every weekend






Hey nebs i didnt know you called your right hand a slapper
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Feb 2008 10:53am
nebbian said...

Richiefish said...

some of you guys/gals, could/should be proffesional comedy writers. Imagine a sitcom /soapy about a group of windsurfers and their "quirks" and unusual outlook on life. They could have run ins with their rivals the "kiters". The crazy excuses they would come up with to escape whatever they were doing when the wind begins to blow. Hell this thing writes itself. episode one , a young QLD windsurfer travels to WA seeking the Freemante doctor to help with his "wind problem" ....AND THEN ????????


He spends a month at Corros, rents a house near Hardies run, has wild monkey love with the slappers at cobblers tavern every weekend, and breaks booms with monotonous regularity... Nah the TV producers wouldn't go for it


for legal reasons his name could be Mebbian? Like the brady bunch there would be the Hawaii episodes.
Sandi Bottom
Sandi Bottom
WA
54 posts
WA, 54 posts
3 Feb 2008 11:51am
Perhaps the theme song could go something like this:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a lifetime trip
That started from the tropic state
And would end in W A.

This bloke thought he was a mighty sailing man,
His friend was portly but sure.
One driver he set sail that day
For a three day tour, a three day tour.

The driving started getting rough,
The little red hatch was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless driver
The red hatch would be lost, the red hatch would be lost.

The red hatch set ground on the western shore of this great southern isle
With Nebbian
Fat Hardie too,
The Elmo man and his wife,
The Bender dude
Decrepit and Man of Steele,
Here on Nebbians Isle.


Just a thought
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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3 Feb 2008 1:12pm
ha ha ha ha ha
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
3 Feb 2008 12:25pm
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
3 Feb 2008 2:26pm
Sandi Bottom said...

Perhaps the theme song could go something like this:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a lifetime trip
That started from the tropic state
And would end in W A.

This bloke thought he was a mighty sailing man,
His friend was portly but sure.
One driver he set sail that day
For a three day tour, a three day tour.

The driving started getting rough,
The little red hatch was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless driver
The red hatch would be lost, the red hatch would be lost.

The red hatch set ground on the western shore of this great southern isle
With Nebbian
Fat Hardie too,
The Elmo man and his wife,
The Bender dude
Decrepit and Man of Steele,
Here on Nebbians Isle.


Just a thought



Hardie, you said gorgeous, but now talented as well
Troppo
Troppo
WA
887 posts
WA, 887 posts
3 Feb 2008 5:07pm
firiebob
capt.gumby
bogey
telecom greg
greenleader
junior freestyle
leech
windy
filthy
greenroom
mark_aus
njpornstar
ajwindsurfing
whyner
donk
windwarrior
herblyn
curly
jamesfnq
nebbs
slowboat
aus1111
stribo
cjw i think
dan.berry
luke.johnson
olib

and friends
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
3 Feb 2008 5:16pm
Greenroom said...

sinker said...

Greenroom - lager lout

Have we met?




Yeah, ages ago at Corros, you were hoping to get to Gnaraloo (at least I assume it was you given the starboard fishes (or was it evos) and 'greenroom' plates)
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
3 Feb 2008 5:20pm
Mark _australia said...

Sinker have we met?


Don't think so...
Rider5
Rider5
WA
567 posts
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3 Feb 2008 8:37pm
Those plates are going to get you in trouble one day
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