alright guys whos wants to be in john howards place,
declare every day above 20 knots to be too unsafe for working therefore head down to the water and go windsurfing.

Or would you tell everyone to get lost and go windsurfing allday yourself, or just fug up the country even more while we are at it haha

okay australia

ENJOY FREEDOM

eer.. yea you can sit down now john

yea sick, hey can you ask him if i can borrow his car as well, much appreciated, oh and a bigger tax cut, and the bastard still owes me as well.
mind you a carton and we're cool.

also ask him if he can get me some plane tickets i need to see what the sailings like on the cocos again

cheers

Oi, you two, you cant use airforce one, its too heavy for the runway.

Better idea.... and the Government CAN'T say no.

I have started a 'movement' called 'The People of the Wind'.
We worship and praise all that the wind brings, and the life energy contained within it. Blah blah, I'll think of some more sh!t to add to that later. Anyway, for now I ask all windsurfers to join.

When we have a fair membership, we do the Scientology trick and have ourselves declared a religion. Then it is illegal to discriminate against us, and yep you guessed it, no employer can complain if we all leave work when it hits 20kn. We can door knock and ask for money to buy new sails and boards.
We can go to places as missionaries to convert others.... I'm thinking Maui, Baja, Canary Islands, Cocos, Omaezaki (they'd all join ) and Gnaraloo (that is kinda another country).

Oh yeah, I as the leader will pay bugger all tax etc and have a harem of 18 y/o surfie chicks but you will all get to windsurf heaps.

“I hereby pledge my allegiance and devote my life in search of greater winds and better sailing experiences. I commit to a life of good times, great mates and excellent Windsurfing”.

Now, who do I give my CC number to?

...how can I 'not' devote my life to the wind? It has given my soooo much in life, I only feel it right to return what energy I can back into to the sport...

Do you take MC?

Consider another disciple in on this one....

Can I start today Mark?

you reckong he'll loan us a war ship, even an aircraft carrier plenty of room to rig up its just getting the gear back on the boat

HERCULES choppers, mmm nah they dont float, and if you wanna go out by yerself then thats a little hard,

submarine with a rigging deck and if you get enough subs you can make a temporary artificial reef, BL00DY GENIOUS

I love the original nic your using 'windsurfer'

I like that response Gestalt, very positive. I am however not that postive at times. Keep up the good influence.

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Thanks Gestalt muchly appreciated.

I have a name now: The Windy Brethren. Big plus: could get sponsorship from Heinz

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And Sanitarium?

Also the submarine idea, wont work on boggy lake, too shallow :(

no worries hobbie.

Mark, brethren sounds the go... can we wear our shorts over our wetsuits....

windwankers - i like it .... is that pre or post 20knts!

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Mark, brethren sounds the go... can we wear our shorts over our wetsuits....

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gestalt, from late 70's to the late 80's all the windsurfers at wello wore there boardies over their wetties as kind of a fashion statement. you guys have my permission to revive this statement and reclaim it! i have the piccies to prove it. just need a guy with a scanner.