Jeez... what's this forum coming to

I turn my back for five minutes and you girls are stabbing it and setting fire to me!

I'll have you all know that there's nothing left to burn. Everything has been consumed by the
"Seven Fires of Windlessness"... I am but ash

Of course the weekend is nigh and there's always the odd chance of getting blown

... so the pheonix may rise from the ashes yet.

PR,
ya better keep that petrol, ya might need it to drive to QLD, it'd be cheaper to burn me using bourbon nowadays anyway.