Does anybody know any wetsuit reps. I'm looking a buying a bunch so a rep would be good to talk to. If anyone has tips on how I should go about it that would good to.

hardie, look meet my son, haven't seen the bugger for years not since that episode with a dingo.
How the devil are you??

dont you worry son, some kind person on this forum will help, i'll see to it...

So what happend with you and the dingo....a sad tale no less i imagine.....

I ended up getting caught up with the tiwaneese mafia and extradited to uzbekestan, been there pretty much ever since. Have made a couple of movies but nothing that i would like my child to see.

.......and your mother, a beautiful creature if my memory serves me, she would happily swing nude through the trees without a care. Hair flying everywhere, growling periodically as she went.

ahhh those were the days, care free, little clothes.

it was after exradition that life began to get complicated then i met hardie....oh hardie you delicious morsel you.
He found me one day stranded on a reef far from civilization, near dawseville somewhere if i remember. i was nude wearing a pirate hat with an eye patch and a pair of white socks that was it.

He picked me up in his stacer runabout and i have been happy in his shed with the rats ever since.

Son you have to come and join me.
we can make evil plans
we can develop a serum for sore arms.
we can do all the tings we love to do

yes you bunch of wet fu**ers thats it i need to build marinas.....all this time i was fooled into thinking i should clone hardies and build roundabouts but no the answer is marinas

I will start with coogee, spread to hillarys then mandurah, then rockingham, there will be marinas with smart boats in them everywhere. stacer runabouts, offshore fishing boats, tugs, and crayfishing boats all over, some with big canopies on some with centre consols.....hah the world will be ours.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Us poor family will rule once more
Cast away those chains, cast off those clothes let us run nude down Kwinana freeway come children come you all

Poor Reli,

I am overcome with such joy that you have been re-united with your long lost son, attachment loss is so traumatic for most pirates that I know, re-unification is about reconnection, it's about love and joy, yes, I will extend the shed, for he can become part of our extended family........

PS. I hope he has your caveman good looks, one homo erectus is not enough to satisfy me for long........

Marina's..................... Now I can get off on that, particularly if we have a berth for a stacer Runabout, wicked!!!!!!!

Feed me more lines, I'm hungry for them tonite!!!!

gotta stay on topic gotta stay on topic

Breast Feeding mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, your teasing me now, please stay on topic,


What size cup r u BTW?



LEANORA I LOVE IT

Let's start with an easy one first, then we'll work our way to Mandurah..............

Getting the water to Leanora should be the easy part, getting council approval will be the hard part....... My dear poor reli how are our bribery funds? I think we're gonna need some cash, the local councillor's are a bunch of hard breastfeeding mothers!!!!

MAMMA MARINA

its gushing out everywhere i cant control it,
perhaps we could bottle it, sell it and make a bribe slush fund......hardie you need milk in them there tits

** hardie throw me a rubber ring, i'm drowning in it back here.
Be careful when you open the shed......Mandurahs going under in my breast milk....

How much of this stuff can come from these two huge bosoms

Hardie make it stop, its hurting now.
the bloody rats think i'm their mother

I'll be there in a minute my sweet....... It's hard to get to you my darling, I'm rigging up my Formula gear that nobody wants to buy, it's pretty light winds here and the performance of the formula should allow me to traverse the backyard and to the shed, I can see the nips, I won't let you drown.........

Geez you're a bit slow on the responses anyone would think your trying to do 2 things at once, one trivial and one trying to get into some serios foruming........... Priorities Man!!!!!

EVIL DICTATING I LOVE IT

As I used to say to a secretary of mine, "Time for Dicatation my sweet, but I think I'll have a bit more of the dic than the tation...

She used to love that one, then comply of course...

If you think about it really , evil is only a modern conceptualisation, in the day of homo erectus, no such nomenclature existed.......It was called party time!!!!!!!