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Aussie Sayings - whats your fav Aussie Saying

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Giddaymate
Giddaymate
QLD
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Giddaymate Giddaymate
QLD, 1 posts
20 Oct 2011 12:16pm
"may the fleas of a thousand camels,
infest the crotch
of the person who screws your day,
and may their arms
be too short to scratch"
AMEN

Flux
Flux
WA
533 posts
Flux Flux
WA, 533 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:29am
^^^^He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
Ted the Kiwi Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
20 Oct 2011 1:47pm
I still piss myself when someone says "fair dinkum" mid sentence.....I do not know why but it just cracks me up! People must think I am an idiot sometimes when I just burst into laughter after hearing it!!! Flaming Galah is another classic.

I also like the way you Aussies say 'pool' or is it more like 'pooooouul'
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
barn barn
WA, 2960 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:47am
They are all cringeworthy..

I realised this while standing in an obscure pub in foreign country, listening to some jerk spouting out 'AASTRAYAN SLAAANG MAAATE.. ' from the other side of the room..

I suddenly felt embarrassed for Australia, for the first time ever..

Why do people turn up the OZ doughebag factor to 11 when overseas, trying to impress people?..
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7298 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:48am
'Pimp anything on Seabreeze'

'No disguised advertising allow here'

'How long before this thread gets deleted'

'$ 16.95 from all good book retailers'

Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
Ted the Kiwi Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
20 Oct 2011 1:50pm
barn said...

They are all cringeworthy..


Aussie Aussie Aussie - Oi Oi Oi is the most cringeworthy of them all!!!!!!!!! Whoever came up with that should be shot I reckon.

By the way this looks like a classic spuke of ones products......surely someone would not be so cringewrothy?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7298 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:51am
'we got 34 reads and 4 replies in 34 minutes, campaign going good so far Mr Publicity Director'
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7298 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:52am
'We even got a Kiwi in on the action now, going international Mr Advertising Executive'
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
felixdcat felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:53am
Fark me drunk. I can't help to think " Noooooooo way mate"
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7298 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:53am
'Topic Deleted, Cheeriomate'
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5127 posts
Gorgo Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
20 Oct 2011 1:54pm
Flat out like a lizard drinking.

Dry as a dead dingoe's donger.

Dry as a nun's ****.
oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
oceanfire oceanfire
WA, 718 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:58am
Crikey!
Little Jon
Little Jon
NSW
2115 posts
Little Jon Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:00pm
Put another shrimp on the bar-be

NOT
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
dusta dusta
WA, 2940 posts
20 Oct 2011 11:01am
going off like a cut snake
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
barn barn
WA, 2960 posts
20 Oct 2011 11:10am
"I'm gona go to the dunny, gotta murder a brown snake.. "



Murray's comments in this scene are epic..

chrispychru
chrispychru
QLD
7932 posts
chrispychru chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
20 Oct 2011 1:16pm
dont need a long neck to be a goose it is a pretty good pimp eh mate
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
seafever17 seafever17
WA, 360 posts
20 Oct 2011 11:56am
Its as greasy as a butchers c*ock

or as blind as a welders dog
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:02pm
Flux said...

^^^^He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.


You're talking about getfunky right?
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:14pm
Putting 'But' at the end of things.

Eg, "No waves!", "Yeah, nice day but"


GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:22pm
Carantoc said...

'Topic Deleted, Cheeriomate'


Almost, but it's not bad in its own right. Took out the billboard and could ban the OP if he tries again, but for now...
Hiko
Hiko
1229 posts
Hiko Hiko
1229 posts
20 Oct 2011 12:41pm
The one I always remember is "Geez mate thats Mickey Mouse "
because it means the opposite over here

Also when playing cards "Crikey Ive got a hand like a foot" Only in OZ
worrier
worrier
WA
726 posts
worrier worrier
WA, 726 posts
20 Oct 2011 12:50pm
Flasher than a rat with a gold tooth.
W
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
20 Oct 2011 3:26pm
Goes like a rat up a drain pipe

Goes off like a frog in a sock

Chris_M
Chris_M
2132 posts
Chris_M Chris_M
2132 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:05pm
Fully Seeeeeeeeeeek Maaaaaate
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Oct 2011 4:25pm
bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone.
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
20 Oct 2011 4:43pm
More cock than a game rooster at dawn

More dicks than a room full of Richards

Seedier than the bottom of a bird cage

Dodgier than an obstacle course

Fitter than the butchers dog


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23709 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23709 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:49pm
Full as a fat girl's socks

thommo 000
thommo 000
1670 posts
thommo 000 thommo 000
1670 posts
20 Oct 2011 2:54pm
CMC said...
"No waves!", "Yeah, nice day but"


Pigs Arse!!
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
Ted the Kiwi Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
20 Oct 2011 6:03pm
Should have been here yesterday

Strong legs - she was built when meat was cheap.
chrispychru
chrispychru
QLD
7932 posts
chrispychru chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
20 Oct 2011 5:10pm
yeh ...no. hate people that say that.
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
felixdcat felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
20 Oct 2011 3:13pm
Mad as a cut snake
Popular like a pork chop in a synagogue
Running like a headless chook (a blue arrsse fly)
Stone the crows
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