Aussie Sayings - whats your fav Aussie Saying

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BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
20 Oct 2011 8:23pm
Loooooooook at the tits on that mate!!!!!!!!!!
Mate I could shag that til me knackers fell orf!
Flat out like lzard drinkin' mate
Spaaaaaaaaaadger!
Pissed meself larfin' mate!
pissed as a newt mate!
Your shout ya pelican!
slainte
slainte
QLD
2246 posts
QLD, 2246 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:25pm
maaaaaaaate
ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
20 Oct 2011 11:32pm
I bet she bangs like a dunny door, rat up a drain pipe, get farrk'd ya bastard
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
20 Oct 2011 8:49pm
ah well may as well get some more thumbs down reddies .....
Boring as batsh!t....
More arse than class....
Queer as a three cent piece....
Oh for Pharks sake...
I wouldn't shag that with your D!ck mate....

Toots
Toots
WA
271 posts
WA, 271 posts
20 Oct 2011 8:55pm
I used to print t shirts with "Get a dog up ya" printed on the front

'I'll Punch up va froat'

'Hows ya bum for grubs?'

'Shes gotta head like a dropped pie'

'Head like a hat full of busted arseholes'

Head like a foot

Head like bashed crab

'Ken oath' and all its variants; 'Sken oos'

'Flat out drinkin Lizards'












BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
20 Oct 2011 9:01pm
awwwwww even more reds more thumbs down ???? ......
Phark mate, I could go a beer wot about you?
Awwww phark that's good eh!
Rip snorter
Don't squeal on me ya turtle
Thick as Pigsh#t
Tight as a fish's arse
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
2alluring
2alluring
QLD
111 posts
QLD, 111 posts
20 Oct 2011 11:38pm
so hungry....could eat the arse out of a low flyin duck
elmo
elmo
WA
8896 posts
WA, 8896 posts
20 Oct 2011 9:53pm
Thank fark it's Friday
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23709 posts
WA, 23709 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:14pm
He's as camp as a row of tents



For underpowered cars :

"couldn't pull the skin of a rice pudding"

"couldn't pull a sailor of ya sister"

Fast cars:

"quick enough to rip ya foreskin back"

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23709 posts
WA, 23709 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:16pm
Buck-toothed people: "she could eat an apple through a tennis raquet"

That always gave me a good mental pic
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
20 Oct 2011 10:30pm
Ah bugger it markus.... more then!

Bald as a badger's arse
Leave ya money on the fridge
Dry as a Nun's #### (....kept it clean didn't I?)
Dipped me wick
Turdburglar/Shirtlifter/Pillowbiter

DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
21 Oct 2011 1:36am
Mark _australia said...

Buck-toothed people: "she could eat an apple through a tennis raquet"

That always gave me a good mental pic


so say's the guy with his finger up is nose and through his eye
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
21 Oct 2011 1:39am
as busy as a one armed whore with crabs
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
21 Oct 2011 7:21am

up at sparrows fart again.
Ian1
Ian1
WA
129 posts
WA, 129 posts
21 Oct 2011 4:43am
Looks like someone set em on fire n put em out with a wet chain
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
21 Oct 2011 4:50am
Check out the great aussie movie and prior to movie, comic strip, named The Adventures of Barry McKenzie(1972)Barry McKenzie Holds His Own (1974) and i think there was another. Those of us with any yokka in em will know some of the top sayings that come out of his mouth.
Bazza was played by the iconic Barry Crocker and old Les Patterson and Auntie Edna Everage are in it to.
Political correctness isn't in this movie, its just a thing some do-gooder who would have been just a twinkle in the old mans eye when this movie was made pushed on us in the late 90's and know look how f#cked up things are.

A few quotes.
Barry McKenzie: I'm that thirsty I could drink out of a Japanese wrestler's jockstrap.
Auntie Edna Everage: Oh Barry don't make such crude remarks about our dear little stunted slant-eyed yellow friends

Barry McKenzie: I hope your balls turn to bicycle wheels and backpedal up your ass!

Barry McKenzie: I'm that randy I could root the hair on a barber shop floor.

Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?






hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:21am
head like a beaten favorite

full as the last bus

plays up more than a 2nd hand lawnmower

busier than a one armed bricklayer in Lebanon
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6160 posts
QLD, 6160 posts
21 Oct 2011 9:44am
he's a sly butcher

(sneaks his meat in through the back door)
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
21 Oct 2011 9:56am
BulldogPup said...
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey


That one can't be called an Australian saying as it refers to cannon balls stacked in a pyramid shape on the deck of an old time war ship.

They were held in place by a brass frame which was known as a monkey which in very cold weather would shrink enough for the balls to fall off.

Just thought you all would like to know that.

BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:09am
Uglier than the south end of a north-bound Gnaraloo Goat (jesting just jesting!)
Colder than a Mother-in-Law's kiss (how's that Cisco?)
Goin' off like a two bob watch
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23709 posts
WA, 23709 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:09am
BabaORiley said...

Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?




or for number 2


Gotta go drop the kids off at the pool

Release a chocolate hostage

byf
byf
WA
518 posts
byf byf
WA, 518 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:12am
as toey as an iraqi sandal
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:15am
The old One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed hooligan
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5127 posts
VIC, 5127 posts
21 Oct 2011 11:16am
Oy luv youse orl

Youse kn all go n get f**ked
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
21 Oct 2011 8:18am
Hey has anyone said:
Strewth Ruth?
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
21 Oct 2011 10:38am
Mark _australia said...

Release a chocolate hostage



or strangle a politician.

cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
21 Oct 2011 10:39am
Get a grip. You have as much grip as a dog on lino.
fletchsewell
fletchsewell
QLD
31 posts
QLD, 31 posts
21 Oct 2011 11:02am
catch ya round like a rissole!
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
21 Oct 2011 1:25pm
head on him like a bastard rat

face like a twisted sand shoe


same ****house,different door


thanks for being you
WA waverider
WA waverider
WA
79 posts
WA, 79 posts
21 Oct 2011 11:58am
"Jesus christ strike a bloody light "

My old man used to say

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