Well I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun or a whore's drawers in the middle of the night. ----------------------------------------------------- He /she is as free of brains as a frog is feathers. ----------------------------------------------------- That hasn't happened since Micky fell of the Organ. (think about it) ------------------------------------------------------ Best thing since sliced bread/ canned piss/ringa pulla cans/ screw top stubbies. ------------------------------------------------------- Phwaaur! That is as ripe as Madonna's nickers. -------------------------------------------------------- That is as about as interesting as watching paint dry. --------------------------------------------------------- Were you born like that mate or did you learn that along the way. --------------------------------------------------------- Hey! I am certified insane. What is your excuse??
You do know most of these sayings apart from the truly Aussie ones have their background in Cockney slang. In other words our humour comes straight off the building sites of London.
