hunched over like a dog f**kin a cricket ball.

Pwoarrrrrr ... who dropped their guts?

your taking the piss

I suppose the dunney door in a gale thing came up already in this thread?

When I started working (large Sydney CBD corp), it was common to great each other in the morning by "hey, reckon she bangs?".

That was the morning greeting - charming, isn't?

After a while of this, you lose track as to whether it's normal or not, and you start using it in real life. When I moved to NZ for a while, started greeting the in-laws with that line on a Saturday morning. Didn't go down all that well...

Tried that greeting recently here in the US, imagine the poor buggers' faces...

popular as a dose of pox at a swingers picnic

We are an unusual lot with our speech pattern.
Yank asked me one day after I got off the plane at Newman, "how many people on the flight this morning"
I just muttered "F... all" as one does when the plane is less than half full
He asked me three more times before I realised that he couldn't make head nor tail of what I was saying.
His answer to my reply when I explained that maybe 15-20 people was:
"Son, that dont make no literary sense"

Some mechanical ones
More leaks than a Chinese restaurant
Thrown a leg out of bed (cylinder block ventilated with con rod or something similar)

Hard as a goats forhead

Tell him he's dreamin

crackin a fat..... when there is a week of 25+ knots.

toe'y as a roman sandal.

BulldogPup said...

Pwoarrrrrr ... who dropped their guts?

Or

did ya open ya lunchbox?

Cripes!ya wouldn't want her to fart in ya last pound of flour.

Nard and aqua Nard,

busterwa said...

Nard and aqua Nard,

Blind mullet

what's up her ass