SA
2763 posts
putting things on top of other things (than any other !).
QLD
1458 posts
Make sure the tide is "In" (fish slapping)
QLD
1497 posts
... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
WA
921 posts
If you can't afford a horse, buy coconuts.
Tennis and pianos don't mix.
161 posts
Things other than wood float...... like really small stones.
WA
3415 posts
Cows make excellent ammunition for that siege catapault out back youve been dying to use.
QLD
12365 posts
The so called "normal order of things" is quite insane.
BTW. I think the title of the thread should be "What have you learnt from Monty Python.
CMIIAW!! Can you figure that one out??
QLD
4874 posts
No f#@k off......we're the people's front of Judea. The Judean people's front is that guy over there.
NSW
1576 posts
Sorry sir he's ma mama maaaa maaaaaa he's deaf
QLD
1066 posts
Mrs Brown keeps men in pink in her fridge.........
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
WA
1126 posts
I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
WA
2775 posts
Thier DIY surgery guide is a bit dodgy in places
WA
179 posts
And now for something completely different.
VIC
415 posts
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am
355 posts
The importance of not being seen.
VIC
859 posts
Spam, spam, spam, spam....... Spam, spam, spam, lovely spam....
NSW
9029 posts
Life's a piece of sh!t
When you look at it
QLD
12365 posts
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!!
