That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.

"you were raped?"

"Well, at first, ....yes!"