Yes Cab riders are generally KoOKs, however..
Before you can join team cab, and the Corey Worthington lookalike sales assistant hands you your shiny new cab, you must meet the selection criteria for one of the two cab tribes.
(a) The retro survivalist cabsters - As correctly suggested by Sandaman you must obtain, seat harness gloves, helmet, glasses, flares, life vest, leg rope, pickle-fork wakeboard, kite-pants and booties. Also a Jim Bowie or Rambo knife is a must.
An SUV is essential, fitted with DVD, Blue tooth, Satellite dish, so you can get up to the minute weather updates. Double coffe holders for you double double decaf soy latte frapppa lappa chinos.
(b) The early to mid life crisis cabsters - To join this tribe you will need.
1 - A subaru WRX Impreza, or V8 Holden ute.
2 - Sub woofers
3 - Either a partial hair transplant, blond tips, spikey hairdo (all three makes you king o the cabs)
4 - White sunnies - larger the better -name brand only.
5 - Boardies over the wettie -name brand only.
6 - Can of Caffeinated drink.
One you have selected and been accepted into your new cab tribe, you will be required to abide by the "ten cab-mandments".
1 - Though shalt learn to launch my 14mtr in 35 knots.
2- Though shalt kite amongst swimmers.
3 - Though shalt not kite where there are no trees.
4 - Though shalt carry extension ladder and garden shears to retrieve cab from such trees.
5 - Though shalt not kite where there are no power lines.
6- Though shalt make sure extension ladder is insulated and wear rubber gloves to retreive cab from such power lines.
7 - Though shalt covet getting dragged through car parks.
8- Though shalt always crash and burn in busiest areas.
9 - Though shalt embrace and engage with the "cabrinha love touch" all toilet blocks, playground equipment, bollards, park benches, pedestrians, retaining walls, storm water outlets, senior citizens with their walking frames and battery powered buggies, phone towers, piers, and any other fixed or moving structures.
10 - Though shalt collect all george of the jungle DVD's, and the theme song shall be the mantra of all ca riders......watch out for that...treeeeee