AKSonline said...
As a retailer, I take a very keen interest in kites and reviews of kites.
If you were a smart kite-pimp, a cunning brand-whore ...
you wouldn't waste your time reading and writing essays in the review section.
You'd go straight to the main-board.
That's where the action is, that's where you'll find the main game being played out.
These guys are the sh1thouse rats of the forum, slippery rodents that scurry through the slimey drainpipes of Seabreeze.
A typical rat-dropping reads as follows:
"Man, have you joined the test-team yet?"
"Dude, I just got qualified."
"Wow, congrats man. It's pretty exclusive you know."
"Tell me about it, dude. I was lucky. Do you think the general public will be allowed to join?"
"Maybe. Man, the kites do fly smooth, hey?"
"Dude, they fly the smoothest of smooth."
"Man, there's no kite smoother."
"Dude, the 6m has the power of an 8."
"Yeah man, and it's not a big 6m, is it?"
"No dude, it might look like an 8 but it's still a 6m."
"Yeah man, I hear they are bringing out a 5m."
"Dude, they need to. I can't use my 6m in strong wind."
"And man, how cool are the graphics?"
"Dude, I just love how simple the graphics are. I just love how...errr, there are no graphics."
"Yeah man, that's what makes them awesome."
"And dude, there's no kite smoother."