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pezza
pezza
WA
155 posts
WA, 155 posts
20 Oct 2005 9:52am
ever had a flat tyre on a bike ? what did you do blame the retailer or did you just fix it and get back on it.
as for the two people that wont let up this isnt even about the exploding kite anymore is it. get over it
NSW, 4382 posts
20 Oct 2005 12:34pm
quote:
Originally posted by pezza

ever had a flat tyre on a bike ? what did you do blame the retailer or did you just fix it and get back on it.
as for the two people that wont let up this isnt even about the exploding kite anymore is it. get over it




Too true Pezza, and thats what the owner of the SINGLE CB in question did, he fixed it within 24hrs and kept on kiting.

You have to admit though, that this has been a great opportunity for Tony to highlight his bizarre fairytale, storytelling skills, while blocking mine and probably everyones toilets.

Hopefully Tony has realised his error and can leave this alone now, the sewerage smell is getting stronger with every duck and dive response he makes.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
20 Oct 2005 1:42pm
Tony is busy making his ute tray covers in Bendigo.

What this has to do with kites,I dont know.

ww38.utes.com.au/hitlist/view.php?id=127&page=1&cat=5&subcat=0&subsubcat=0
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
20 Oct 2005 5:23pm
Golly gee, one night I'm found out on my sckizo condition the next it's Ute tray covers. Actually it's Steel dropside ute trays.

Of course if I were to blatently advertise my business as User has so kindly done for me then you could call me commercial etc.

But just so you all know RAL Innovations P/L builds and supplies steel dropside ute trays to over 14 new car dealerships around the country, also service bodies, toolboxes, roof racks, tipping systems, tailgate loaders and anything else that attaches to a ute tray.
RAL Innovations also manufacture mobility aids for the disabled and contract to do sheetmetal manufacture of other products being distributed world wide.
We also have a Powdercoating division with the largest oven in country victoria, plus an abrasive blasting operation, each is a stand alone concern.

The Sailboarding and Kiteboarding section occupies an otherwise un needed showroom and was originally started to service locals with their sailboarding needs. Whilst it is also a stand alone section of RAL INNOVATIONS, it does not contribute to any outgoings other than occational advertising and travel. The point here is OVERHEADS, there are none.

With this background, you may see that I have an intergral understanding of Manufacture and what is needed for producing a quality product.

The only thing that a company needs to do, to produce a high quality product, is to want to produce a high quality product.

Sometimes they just need to be reminded that that is what consumers also want.

As far as this thread is concerned, I'm bored, I honestly thought there would be a bit more challenge. But at every chance to come up with something meaningful and incitful, all that came back were school yard tornts and toilet humour. I need more than fingerpointing and "it was him miss" comments to work with.

Come on, say something with real meaning.

best winds
Tony L
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 3:59pm
quote:
Come on, say something with real meaning.


I like hawaiian pizza
all that yummy melted cheese and pineapple delicious.
Can you make them as well as PsYlor??
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:00pm
quote:
Come on, say something with real meaning.

I love you all
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:00pm
quote:
Come on, say something with real meaning.

Breasts
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:01pm
quote:
Come on, say something with real meaning.

Traffic lights suck the big one
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
20 Oct 2005 5:32pm
Hey PR,
it's not fair, you got way less exposure than this and got a free board.

Where's my sponsors

Best wind
Tony L
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:02pm
quote:
Come on, say something with real meaning.


Secret beige is the way of the new forums
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:03pm
RAL INN

its not how much exposure you get its what you expose.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:04pm
now can you both snog with tounges and make up???
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:07pm
....anyone wanna buy a dirtsurfer???

BORING BORING BORING

BORED BORED BORED

RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
20 Oct 2005 5:41pm
5 pages.
102 posts
2415 reads.

Surely it's worth some sponsorship.
All PR did was eat pizza.

best winds
Tony L
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 4:13pm
Dont do PIZZa really that was a blatent lie
I do GUINNESS and PIES
The diet of champions.
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
20 Oct 2005 6:22pm
Now THIS is boring.

What happened to the real entertainment?

Freed
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
20 Oct 2005 6:36pm
I labelled Greenroom (aka Fish) the trainspotting forum geek.

You, Poor Relative, are the resident Thread Killer of the Seabreeze Forum.

Congrats.
'slave
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
20 Oct 2005 8:45pm
Yay, do we all get label's o' great labeller
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
20 Oct 2005 7:20pm
Thanks 'slave
my whole body is erupting in goosepimples
RDL
RDL
SA
59 posts
RDL RDL
SA, 59 posts
21 Oct 2005 3:47pm
To add to the general mix i had an SS diesel on which the bladder popped 3 times seemingly without reason. I was well looked after: The first time patched, second time replaced bladder, third time they gave me a new kite. Dissappointed that i missed my sessions and some subsequent days without a kite but very happy with the backup.

As i said no idea why?
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
21 Oct 2005 4:08pm
on no now ur gonna be accused of slingshot bashing
then people will jump to conclusions like: ur a naish distributor
then they will research ur business and start character assasinating.

The real reason was probably some china man paid 10 cents an hour ****ed up gluing it together or the stitching on the bladder.

ie. the real Motive of RAL INN's thread
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
21 Oct 2005 6:32pm
All you gota do is say basher X amount of times. scooze the pun.

Or better still keep asking " what's your real motive" over and over again. Then whalla! a new basher is born.

I think I suck at this.
I need another fairytale

I know, What is the definition of a Kite pimp, just so I know what to look out for?


Freed
Free2Kite
Free2Kite
QLD
85 posts
QLD, 85 posts
28 Oct 2005 11:04am
Lifes getting boring.

Come back TonyL come back.

Shouldn't have watched that old western "shane".

I need to laugh again.
Freed
lovey
lovey
NSW
177 posts
NSW, 177 posts
28 Oct 2005 5:17pm
i just hope after this embarrasing display, that spacemonkey's dream of getting tony and steve together at the mambo with gloves on comes true. If they show only half as much enthusiasm in boxing as they do in trying to out-post one another, we got 10 rounds a night, all weekend....
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
28 Oct 2005 5:36pm
The Lilydale Lamment.

A young man about to be married to his lovely fiancee, is given an altermatum. His bride to be tells him that if his is to marry her, he must give up his most favourite of foods, Peas. Owing to the extreme nature of the farts they produced, both in sound and smell.

Of course this is the love of his life giving the altermatum, so he agrees.

one year on, and his abstination has been continous but remorseful. So whilst ordering his lunchtime counter meal, he devises an idea that if he has peas with his meal the effects will have worn off before he gets home that evening and his wife will be none the wiser.

So, all goes according to plan, he alights the bus and walks up his street and into his front gate, along the path to the front door. key ready. Then he notices a grumbling and feels the gas moving, he stops. He gets ready to expell those gases outside, before entering and applies the appropriate pressure.

Just then the front door flies open, sphincter muscles contract, there is his lovely wife smiling. "come in darling, happy anniversary I have a very special surprise for you".

His colon is becoming uncomfortable, but he smiles back and steps inside. She blindfolds him not to spoil the supprise and leads him to the dining room. His large intestine is reaching critical mass.

As she sits him down the phone rings, she says to wait there while she heads to the kitchen to answer it.

Relief, he thinks, and leans forward and to the left and releases a toxic cloud that Chernoble would have been proud off. sits back, sighs with a contented smile then frantically waves at the air in a vain effort of dispersion.

The phone receiver is replaced and the wife returns. Ready for your supprise she says and removes the blindfold.

12 dinner guests seated around the table.

The End.


I hope KP don't sell peas.

best winds
Tony L
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
28 Oct 2005 11:01pm
AH!!!, Metaphors, run away!!!!!

Here i will start you off again.

Tony L:
X-Bows are crap because....

Kitepower:
Tony is bashing X-bow's because....

Or new topic

how gay are doona kites.
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
21 Jan 2006 4:00pm
I'm getting

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