Beelzebub said...
Oh ****, sharks are making you nervous? how do you think they would view the situation?
Their cro-magnon brains view the situation as: Food! Me hungry! And that is a far cry from what you see as "perfect", considering they cannot even wipe their own asses and are reduced to defecating in their own "habitat".
you refer to a sharks brain as cro-magnon, how could a sharks brain possibly be even close to cro-magnon.
and they can't wipe their own asses, but they don't have arms. maybe if they did have arms they would wipe their butts.
but then.., maybe they evolved to the point over the last fifteen million years that they don't need to wipe their butts...
and as for pooping in their own habitat, their poop feeds little tiny fish, which are eaten by slightly bigger fish; which in turn are eaten by fish just a little bit bigger, whom also end up being eaten by fish that are bigger than themselves who end up being eaten by a bigger fish whom, either gets eaten by a shark or eaten by a human who ends up being eaten by a shark...
so you see, the shark is a highly evolved farmer..
but lets move on....
By the way, while sharks have done nothing but kill for the last 15 million years, in 100,000 years those "stupid" mammals have evolved from monkeys to determine the the origin, history and future of the universe. That is something that warrants genuine respect.
firstly if you care to look, there is evidence of human civilisations existing back more than 100,000 years ago, civilisations rise and fall at the whim of the earth and universe.
there is no evidence of humans evolving from monkeys, evolution from monkeys is a theory.
the 'stupid' mammals or 'hybrid monkeys' (another theory) that you deem to warrant genuine respect are, according to their own 'bought and paid for' brightest of bright, responsible for the greatest loss of habitat and species on our home planet in probably its' entire life (yes that's right the planet itself is alive).
infact we are so 'evolved', we wipe out entire forests and pour endocrine inhibiting dioxins directly into the water we drink and need to survive, just so we can make cheap fluffy paper so we can wipe our butts and flush it into the ocean.