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Ian K

4170 posts

Ian K

WA, 4170 posts

12 Jun 2009 3:43pm

Not sure, but I did hear a dog barking in the hold on one flight so assumed the hold shared roughly the same aircon? My baggage has never felt chilled.

TheChad

QLD

142 posts

TheChad

QLD, 142 posts

12 Jun 2009 6:52pm

Ian K said...

Not sure, but I did hear a dog barking in the hold on one flight so assumed the hold shared roughly the same aircon? My baggage has never felt chilled.

Yeah one of our dogs has flown in the hold before

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

12 Jun 2009 5:19pm

anton said...

to break doen to my selected audience, all these dudes that postulated these laws went doen in histroy as chemists. secondly, with elevation, temperature has to be taken into account thus the idela gas law may explain - close but still no banana so humour me for a mo and allow me to introduce that other constant, PV=nRT; however as we are refering to atmosphere, theis contains numerous other gases so thus, the need to deviate from our nana friendly ideal laws allows me to suggest the z factor so p-users, i'll leaf it there cause , because its wrong to use adjectives with unique but dont started me on van waals forces....
this public service annoucement was bought to you by www.raci.org.au

Been on the meth again eh?

anton

202 posts

anton

202 posts

12 Jun 2009 5:41pm

who needs amine based derivatives when you kite =]
as my good friend mister du point said "better living through better things through better chemistry" means BETTER KITES!!!!

gruezi

3464 posts

gruezi

WA, 3464 posts

12 Jun 2009 6:25pm

Hi Anton...question for you as you are on the spot.

Does the Sultan kite with chicks like Richard Branson?

You in exile over there? Been 3 years already me thinks.

Fooosh

563 posts

Fooosh

WA, 563 posts

12 Jun 2009 6:29pm

What not to tell the cabin crew on your flight?

"I forgot to let the air out of my colostomy bag and I think it's going to explode''

"Cough cough... I had a great trip in Mexico, visited my uncle's pig farm. We then went on a marvellous cruise in Queensland."

"I checked out the BOM website before leaving and looks like the boys will be having a blast"

I'm sure I have worst ones in me somewhere....

Man, can't believe all these physics nerds hijacked your very funny thread mrjf. And they really slagged you off too! Have a

people!!

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

12 Jun 2009 8:31pm

after reading two pages of this crap I realise how bored we get when its winter(no wind)

wdric

NSW

1625 posts

wdric

NSW, 1625 posts

13 Jun 2009 6:41pm

I can't believe I read to the end either.

But who closes their bladder off after rolling up anyway?

Macca Wollongong

NSW

295 posts

Macca Wollongong

NSW, 295 posts

16 Jun 2009 11:42pm

hate to burst anyone's bladders, but the cargo hold is pressurized on the big ones, well even the smaller ones too.

it just gets very cold

unless they turn the heat on in the rear cargo, then it can be about 20 deg for live stock and spoilt dogs

phrase

228 posts

phrase

WA, 228 posts

17 Jun 2009 2:31am

I was going to reply to this topic but I really can`t be bothered.

getfunky

4485 posts

getfunky

WA, 4485 posts

17 Jun 2009 11:53am

phrase said...

I was going to reply to this topic but I really can`t be bothered.

Are you tryin to scoop the goose o' the week award?

bennyboost

66 posts

bennyboost

WA, 66 posts

18 Jun 2009 9:49am

The old classic-

When the hostie is asking "Would you like headphones? headphones?"

The quick response in an Austrian ascent "How did you know my name is Fonz?", always cracks a devilish smile.

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