I think that kiting seems to be a better sport

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nebbian
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24 May 2007 10:24am
CptCrunch,

I just got a call from the Jehovahs Witnesses, they are after someone with your skills as an ambassador. Perhaps you could go around doorknocking, explaining to all the windsurfers you meet about this great new religion called "Kiting". You can also guarantee that no windsurfers have ever considered kiting, and will gladly take up an offer based on nothing more than a post on a windsurfing forum by some random dude. You need less gear, can get going in lighter wind, the only drawback is that you can't sail under bridges.

This would be a pity, as you might meet some of your mates under there.
The Grinch
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24 May 2007 10:26am

Cpt: "there is nothin wrong with being gay"


Of course there isn't, no need to defend yourself, its perfectly natural. Dolphins do it!
CptCrunch
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24 May 2007 12:30pm
nebbian
lol lol lol lol lol

you wite very well

Grinch not so well but make up for it with that avatar

Cpt

P.s good point about bridges.
The Grinch
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24 May 2007 10:31am

I get it bridges.... trolls...

Took me a while mind...

Hows that board of yours Nebs? send the pics..
rockstar
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24 May 2007 12:43pm

hey Nebbian

It seems that the kiting argument might hold some weight and you advetising that in your avatar.
A kiter would be planing throughing a fan of spray in those light wind conditions, you look very uncomfortable and slow.
Can't be much fun in comparrison.
I like windsurfing don't take it the wrong way, I have been windsurfing since the days of the Bombora Trifin, a long time.
elmo
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24 May 2007 10:48am
quote:
Originally posted by rockstar


hey Nebbian

It seems that the kiting argument might hold some weight and you advetising that in your avatar.
A kiter would be planing throughing a fan of spray in those light wind conditions, you look very uncomfortable and slow.
Can't be much fun in comparrison.
I like windsurfing don't take it the wrong way, I have been windsurfing since the days of the Bombora Trifin, a long time.



That is a demonstration of light wind skills and expertise

Even in light winds you can get movement on a windsurfer onto a wave, but if the kite don't fly....... then you may as well go back to watching Collingwood choke
hardie
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24 May 2007 10:49am
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch

Man you guys are giving it to me !






easy Prey...... too easy infact, how old are you? 12?

why not debate how to resolve the complexities of the middle-east crisis, or how to save Iraq from istelf? Now's there's some subjects that would be intellectually challenging? I'd actually have to think, instead of play?
Pugwash
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24 May 2007 10:50am
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quote:
Originally posted by Pugwash

Greetings my good fellow,

I think it is unlikely that I should desire to kite. There is a much greater chance that I would desire to be a ROCKSTAR



Apologies for self-quote
hardie
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24 May 2007 10:51am
quote:
Originally posted by elmo

Originally posted by rockstar




then you may as well go back to watching Collingwood choke



Right........ now you've crossed the line Elmo!!!!!
poor relative
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24 May 2007 10:57am
quote:
Originally posted by hardie


why not debate how to resolve the complexities of the middle-east crisis, or how to save Iraq from istelf? Now's there's some subjects that would be intellectually challenging?


I got it.....all they want is porn.
give them porn all will be resolved
hardie
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24 May 2007 11:04am
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

quote:
Originally posted by hardie


why not debate how to resolve the complexities of the middle-east crisis, or how to save Iraq from istelf? Now's there's some subjects that would be intellectually challenging?


I got it.....all they want is porn.
give them porn all will be resolved



Yes porn is part of the answer, and I concede that some kiters such as yourself are intellectual giants, however it's not just about porn there are other issues.........
CptCrunch
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24 May 2007 1:05pm
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch


Who agrees??

Kiting has much less gear, it is more compact to carry, you can plane in almost no wind when windsufers are sinking.

It's a no brainer, Is'nt it????

Shed some light for me guys....


I do'nt see anything to do with porn my friend!
hardie
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24 May 2007 11:08am
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch

Originally posted by CptCrunch


I do'nt see anything to do with porn my friend!



You must be 12, you're actually taking youself seriously......
Pugwash
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24 May 2007 11:10am
Probably not a good idea to use porn and minor in the same post

Hey rockstar/Cpt Crunch porn is what adults call pop corn
nebbian
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24 May 2007 11:11am
quote:
Originally posted by rockstar


A kiter would be planing throughing a fan of spray in those light wind conditions, you look very uncomfortable and slow.



Actually at that particular moment (at Wellington point WindWanderers meeting) all the kites had jellyfished into the water. Luckily I was well away from the spaghetti

I still don't get why kiters insist on being so judgemental though, I mean if Aunt Mavis gets a smile on her dial through knitting tea cosies, do you tell her she's doing it all wrong and she should be out kiting instead?

Share the stoke, be courteous, good karma comes your way. Simple
poor relative
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24 May 2007 11:12am
quote:
I mean if Aunt Mavis gets a smile on her dial through knitting tea cosies, do you tell her she's doing it all wrong and she should be out kiting instead


i'd make her giggle uncontrollably and show her a pattern for willy warmers
poor relative
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24 May 2007 11:14am
quote:
however it's not just about porn there are other issues.........


....and beer give them beer and porn
CptCrunch
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24 May 2007 1:26pm

well nebbian you keep making me out to be a hater.

Please, I am not out to degrade anyone. I like the idea of everyone getting along. I also think that it is childish to use pornography as a vehicle for humor.

That kind of thing does not help the windsurfing cause!
Disapointing
grumplestiltskin
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24 May 2007 11:29am
Bloody hell crunch, you are so dumb you didn't even get the reference.

Just for you, the reference to porn was to fix the middle east crisis, not your sad references to kiting

sheez, just crawl back to your forum, which by the way is BELOW windsurfing ... theres got to be something in that
qldsalty
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24 May 2007 1:48pm
Kite boy summed it up on the Kite forum.
Best get a new ID now ctn........shees all right
NotWal
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24 May 2007 2:28pm
Hey Cpt, I've been thinking about giving kiting a go. It might be something that interests the kids but I have misgivings about safety. Tell me about your personal experience with accidents.
hardie
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24 May 2007 12:35pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

quote:
however it's not just about porn there are other issues.........


....and beer give them beer and porn



Now you are starting to make sense.. beer and porn can go a long way to resolving these complex issues......... At last someone sensible with a brain!!!!
hardie
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24 May 2007 12:36pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

Bloody hell crunch, you are so dumb you didn't even get the reference.

Just for you, the reference to porn was to fix the middle east crisis, not your sad references to kiting

sheez, just crawl back to your forum, which by the way is BELOW windsurfing ... theres got to be something in that



Another intellectual giant whom I can relate to
hardie
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24 May 2007 12:44pm
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch



That kind of thing does not help the windsurfing cause!
Disapointing



Well at least you are getting a feed for your inadequate personality disorder....... Does the attention feel good? Sounds like you could be this troll that desperately needs to be a forum identity...... Here's a clue get a life..... Forums's are for playing........But for people who have a life to discuss their lives,...... taking on forum identities to play out a life is harmful for you, it's called Avoidance or Negative Reinforcement, you are avoiding the realities of life because they are too difficult, but with help you can create a life....... Most first world countries have free counselling services, take advantage of it.......
The Grinch
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24 May 2007 1:03pm
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch


well nebbian you keep making me out to be a hater.

I also think that it is childish to use pornography as a vehicle for humor.
Disapointing



He's right, porn is a very serious matter. Right up there with beer, which should never been joked abou.
Does anyone have a copy of Back Door Sluts 9?
jord070
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24 May 2007 1:07pm
thought i would ad my part, kiting is ****, oh yeh and y would you post that int he windsurfing part, put it in general or kiting
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
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24 May 2007 2:21pm
quote:
Originally posted by CptCrunch


well nebbian you keep making me out to be a hater.

Please, I am not out to degrade anyone. I like the idea of everyone getting along. I also think that it is childish to use pornography as a vehicle for humor.

That kind of thing does not help the windsurfing cause!
Disapointing



I want to bite but Grumps our team captain told me not to If I want a gernsie then I better do what he says

Cheers GT

Cheers GT
CptCrunch
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24 May 2007 4:39pm
qltsalty

I don't really get what you are saying????????

Did you just make something up so you could go over 100 posts...mmm?

Notwal kiting equipment these days is very safe 100% depower and all, but like any other sport there is always going to be risks.
I think it would be great for the kids. Kids are always excited when they see the kites in action.
Greenroom
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24 May 2007 2:44pm
Cpt kitefag, Here is 50c. Call someone who cares
ma
ma
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ma ma
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24 May 2007 4:50pm
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