The Aardvarks Love'm

Nuh uh. You've got it back to front.

Yellow kitesurfers are actually compact watermelons, dyed green, and sold as sinking cucumbers in Ardvarkia when wind conditions are 5knts or less.

It's a no-brainer, really.

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Originally posted by MintoxGT

Sooooo, that would mean that bananas are actually yellow cucumbers grown in Arvarkia and sold as a kitesurfer???? Coz they are better than green bananas??

I think I understand now

Mintox!!!!!

Cheers GT

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No no no

It's from Aardvarkia

who ever heard of bananas coming from Arvarkia, they grow Hardies there

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Originally posted by poor relative

Thank you elmo but i am responsible for hardies
little fluckers get everywhere
Damn that cloning machine.

How are the three hundred and forty seven pairs of furry slippers with a picture of a basset hound on them doing De'crep?

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I think he's having problems shearing the buttock fleece of the Hardies. Surprisingly considering their size they move quite quickly.

Damn that cloning machine......
i personally plucked the cloned Hardies anal hair to make those fulffy slippers,

But necesary

A Hardie who's anal fluff is left ungroomed soon become dreadlocked and thats not good for anyone

How about covering your body in some sort of thick greasy substance (I'm sure your overactive imagination can come up with something suitable), Mix the hair up with some epoxy, then.
a) get some nice hot bird to trowel the stuff over you.
b) do a Mr Bean and put a stick of dynamite in a bowl of the stuff, close your eyes and stand close.
c) fill an elephants trunk with it, then blow some pepper at it, guide the trunk over your body when it sneezes.
d) tip the stuff on the floor and just roll in it.

Wait about 6hrs, cut it in half thru the arm lines, then you have a nice furry breast and back plate. mount hinges on one side and some big butch leather straps on the other.
Bingo one real solid jumper.

Get rid of whatever substance you've used as release agent in a suitably erotic manner.

Relli,

How did you experiments in board manufacturing go using Hardie anal hair as an impact resistant replacement for Carbon fibre?

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How did you experiments in board manufacturing go using Hardie anal hair as an impact resistant replacement for Carbon fibre?

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if i could use one word to describe the experience then i would choose flucked.
Very difficult to work with
Wouldn't bond with anything.....except women....and only young women with big tits i hasten to add.....weird eh?

WIndsurfing is hard, kiting is easy.

NON?

Not saying this wouldn't happen on a windsurfer (I've had some long paddles in my day), but it's a very sobering story and one that puts the hazards of kiting in perspective.....

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=29411

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Originally posted by Richiefish

Old sailors superstition.Bad luck on sailing boats(boards) bananas, anything green...green bananas, no way.

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I can't claim to know anything about Hardie's anal hair but....

No Bananas is a Hawaiian thing, back in the days of the sailing ships, sailors ate fruit to prevent an onset of scurvy. Bananas would ripen and spoil faster than most fruit. The bug larvae in the skin would hatch and infest not just the other fruit but the entire ship itself. It was deemed unfit for sailing ships. Any mention of bananas was seen as a bad omen and would spell misfortune for the voyage.

Nothing Green is an Javanese thing, but the superstition is followed all over Indonesia. The colour of green is said to be the colour of the Javanese Spirit Queen of the Southern Oceans. Local customs dictate that wearing any clothing of the colour green into the ocean is asking for trouble. You inevitably find that when a surfer or in fact anyone drowns in Indonesia he/she has been wearing green and therefore has been lured into the sea and to their fate by the Queen.

Green Bananas? You have got to be kidding! Best left at home