Why do poleys call kitesurfing "the darkside" ?

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Donk
Donk
NSW
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7 Feb 2010 6:09pm
Sorry kawindsurf but Peto is 27 and kitesurfers are not his best friends. I should know as I have worked with him.
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peto
peto
NSW
406 posts
NSW, 406 posts
7 Feb 2010 8:05pm
Haha, thanks Donk...I think ive been confused for a kiter. I don't dislike all kiters though, some mates are very good at wave riding both on a kite and waveboard.

Enough said on this topic ay...
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
7 Feb 2010 11:07pm
peto said...

Haha, thanks Donk...I think ive been confused for a kiter. I don't dislike all kiters though, some mates are very good at wave riding both on a kite and waveboard.

Enough said on this topic ay...


Just stumled in here from the Darkside.
Reading this thread has been the highlight of my day.
Let it blow/WaveSlave sure knows how to bait a hook.

Regarding etiquette: I had a kiter (older guy, maybe 60) coming towards me on the outward and port tack the other day. He didn't have a hope of pointing higher than me but gave no leeway whatsoever, then flew his kite at 12 o'clock so I didn't have a hope of going above him. I could see he was pretty green so didn't get too het up about it. Then I see him in the carpark packing up, I thought i'd just go say a friendly word, asked him if he was the guy that I'd nearly bumped kites with; to which he says - something like - "yeah, coulda been any of a number of ya that I nearly ran into" and I says; you know there's a general rule that if you're inbound you have right of way, and if you're on starboard tack you've got right of way....and other boring stuff; to which he says "yeah, I know all that, I've been windsurfing for 20 years".

Old guys rule!

Classic.

J-P

pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
8 Feb 2010 3:20am
All these personal anecdotes here...

On the more general side, it is my personal experience that some annoying % of windsurfers do not follow etiquette. And just about no kiter at all, since (inland Great Lakes anyways) many took it up as a trendy thing to do and have no background in sailing and dealing with people. And the windsurfers that switch over for good are often not the good ones anyways.

I really would not use a wa...r that claimed to have windsurfed for 20 years as a reference for the windsurfing crowd in general, if this is what is being purported here.

However, regardless of their background, yes you're right it is great to watch them run into each other and lines all the time. Great stuff.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
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8 Feb 2010 10:27pm
I think the Star Wars analogy is perfect. (BTW, for you poor, tragic youngsters who weren't able to catch the first wave of Star Wars fever back in '77-'78, boy did you guys miss out. The defining cultural event of the millennia, and you poor little buggers were born just a few years too late! Ya had ta settle for watching it on one of those Deevy Dee things, decades too late. Might as well not have bothered, I reckon!)



*ahem* anyway, basically the Dark Side of the Force tempts those with weaker minds, offering them power and the gratification of their desires, and is much quicker and easier to master than the lighter side, which requires much sacrifice and discipline. But, ultimately, the Dark Side consumes them and leaves them hollow, as exemplified by Anakin Skywalker, who lost everything he loved and became a monster. He's a Kitesurfer, and guys like Obi-Wan and Yoda are windsurfers, diligently practising their gybes for years after Anakin has already mastered all the ways of the dark side. Theirs is the humbler, more noble way, and ultimately they win.

Kitesurfing. Windsurfing. Star Wars. It's all so CLEAR, can't you guys see?





Hey some of my best friends kite. It's no problem, really...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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8 Feb 2010 9:46pm
Wet Willy said...

I think the Star Wars analogy is perfect. (BTW, for you poor, tragic youngsters who weren't able to catch the first wave of Star Wars fever back in '77-'78, boy did you guys miss out. The defining cultural event of the millennia, and you poor little buggers were born just a few years too late! Ya had ta settle for watching it on one of those Deevy Dee things, decades too late. Might as well not have bothered, I reckon!)



*ahem* anyway, basically the Dark Side of the Force tempts those with weaker minds, offering them power and the gratification of their desires, and is much quicker and easier to master than the lighter side, which requires much sacrifice and discipline. But, ultimately, the Dark Side consumes them and leaves them hollow, as exemplified by Anakin Skywalker, who lost everything he loved and became a monster. He's a Kitesurfer, and guys like Obi-Wan and Yoda are windsurfers, diligently practising their gybes for years after Anakin has already mastered all the ways of the dark side. Theirs is the humbler, more noble way, and ultimately they win.

Kitesurfing. Windsurfing. Star Wars. It's all so CLEAR, can't you guys see?





Hey some of my best friends kite. It's no problem, really...

Well ! That definately wraps up that topic,clearly and logically. Thankyou Willy..
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Feb 2010 11:11pm
Wet Willy said...

I think the Star Wars analogy is perfect. (BTW, for you poor, tragic youngsters who weren't able to catch the first wave of Star Wars fever back in '77-'78, boy did you guys miss out. The defining cultural event of the millennia, and you poor little buggers were born just a few years too late! Ya had ta settle for watching it on one of those Deevy Dee things, decades too late. Might as well not have bothered, I reckon!)



*ahem* anyway, basically the Dark Side of the Force tempts those with weaker minds, offering them power and the gratification of their desires, and is much quicker and easier to master than the lighter side, which requires much sacrifice and discipline. But, ultimately, the Dark Side consumes them and leaves them hollow, as exemplified by Anakin Skywalker, who lost everything he loved and became a monster. He's a Kitesurfer, and guys like Obi-Wan and Yoda are windsurfers, diligently practising their gybes for years after Anakin has already mastered all the ways of the dark side. Theirs is the humbler, more noble way, and ultimately they win.

Kitesurfing. Windsurfing. Star Wars. It's all so CLEAR, can't you guys see?





Hey some of my best friends kite. It's no problem, really...


Hmmmm, wise you are, Wet Willy, your medichlorines are off the scale.



The Craw
The Craw
WA
229 posts
WA, 229 posts
8 Feb 2010 8:12pm
Brilliant Wet Willy
shark
shark
WA
361 posts
WA, 361 posts
8 Feb 2010 9:53pm
upwind said...

hey , we all water sports fanatics,( exclude jetskis), there has to be enuff ocean there for all of us. I reckon good ole Aussie chayacking is healthy .as long as it doesn't get serious. I was chatting to a teabagger the other day . he seemed quite normal !!![}:)]


til he knelt down and tried to remove your boardies...
kawindsurf
kawindsurf
VIC
137 posts
VIC, 137 posts
9 Feb 2010 1:06am
Wet Willy said...
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Kitesurfing. Windsurfing. Star Wars. It's all so CLEAR, can't you guys see?





Wet Willy your the man dude.

nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
9 Feb 2010 1:20am
I've been out of windsurfing for so long that when I finally get out there again I don't care what you ride just get out of my way coz I'm gunna be out of control!!! EEEeeeeeeehhhhaaaaarrr!!! [:D

Like my new avatar?
ginger pom
ginger pom
VIC
1746 posts
VIC, 1746 posts
9 Feb 2010 8:56pm
ginger pom said...

It's a compliment in some ways.

If someone leaves to take up golf, they just get called a wanker...

Kitesurfing at least has a draw to it - a short term easy fix sort of draw.

Star wars analogy is a bit strong - it won't help you save your friends (Empire Strikes back, Return of the jedi) nor will it stop Padame dying in childbirth (the third one). At most, it helps you to get air if you can't stick with windsurfing or get laid if you look a bit funny.


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