OmarShamgar forum posts in last 60 days

OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
7 Sep 2026 8:52pm
Carantoc said..
Meh. I can think of better things to use Google for.


OmarShamgar cares little for Carantoc's posturing and poems. OmarShamgar is busy, busy, busy.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
4 Sep 2026 10:18pm
I'm only new here, but I'm getting a little nervous about this Carantoc person. He responds to my every post, he even writes poems about me. I feel like he gets an erection every time he reads one of my posts. I'm afraid to walk through the dunes with my kite in case he is following me. What should I do?
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
4 Sep 2026 6:38pm





Carantoc said..

OmarShamgar posted a chart that a former member of these forums has posted before......hhhmmmm what's up wid-dat ?



There's this thing called Google. You should give it a try. If you type
"conservative vs liberal education graph" you get this.






OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
3 Sep 2026 10:51pm





OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
2 Sep 2026 9:27pm
A gimlet creates holes... women have reproductive holes. I rest my case.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
2 Sep 2026 6:59pm
cammd said..
You don't see the irony.

In 2026 we can settle questions on the nature of the universe with advanced knowledge and technology but we cannot settle on what a woman is. A Neanderthal in 10000bc could answer that question.

How do people accept that as reasonable.


If you are confused, I suggest you head out to Scottish Rocks where all will be revealed.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
2 Sep 2026 5:06pm
Ancient Greek, Roman, and Mesopotamian documents often mentioned gender change and third-gender roles. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" describes Tiresias living as both a man and a woman, also the transformation of Hermaphroditus and Salmacis into a single, dual-gendered being.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
1 Sep 2026 10:52pm
Brent in Qld said..
Should start to see data/imagery in the new year once the resting destination is reached and shakedown has been finalised. Hopefully the rest of us can solve social injustice in the meantime.


"NASA research and space station experiments have led to major medical breakthroughs and health benefits on Earth.

Technology from rocket engines helped create the LVAD (Left Ventricular Assist Device), keeping heart failure patients alive while waiting for transplants.

Digital image processing originally designed to enhance moon pictures was adapted to improve MRI and CT scans.

Space telemetry systems that measured the temperature of stars were adapted to measure core body temperature instantly via the ear canal.

Research into microalgae for long-duration space food led to the discovery of omega-3 fatty acids (DHA and ARA), which are now added to the majority of infant formulas worldwide to support brain and eye development.

Growing protein crystals in microgravity helps scientists understand disease structures, leading to simpler cancer treatments and targeted therapies.

Miniature devices simulating human organs are flown on the International Space Station to study disease progression and test drugs faster than traditional clinical trials.

Anti-atrophy research for astronauts experiencing rapid bone and muscle loss in space inspired rehab devices on Earth that stimulate muscle contractions for patients recovering from surgery or injury.

Real-time telemetry systems used to track astronaut vitals in space helped pave the way for modern intensive care unit remote monitoring and smartphone health trackers."
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
1 Sep 2026 11:44am





Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
27 Aug 2026 12:35am
I thought Carantoc was... busy, busy, busy.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
26 Aug 2026 8:50pm
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Carantoc said..
If you were trying to downplay the seriousness of allegations of sexual assault whilst mocking the alleged allegation somebody who played football for the Sydney Swans claimed to be a carpenter whilst snorting coke from a hooker's arse, I fail to see any double, let alone triple, entendre in the words.


Carantoc said..
I dunno what the world is coming to. If what is being reported is true and somebody slapped somebody else's arse four times, not the previously agreed three times in clear breach of the slapper's contract well...it is just another example of the moral descent of the youth of today. In my time it was well known etiquette that you only slap a hooker's arse a maximum of three times when snorting coke from her crack. The old addage still rings as true today as it ever did - once is fine, twice for the line, thrice is nice but four is dour.


The word you are looking for is "adage".

Your attempt at rhyming humour with four/dour is an abject failure, unless you are Scottish.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
25 Aug 2026 8:41pm
I'm new here, but I now know about tools.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
25 Aug 2026 7:21pm
Are you aware that the Sydney players claimed to be carpenters?
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OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
25 Aug 2026 11:58am
Carantoc said..


That doesn't seem to make any sense. On so many levels.

Just FYI - if you want a witty pun on the subject I feel it would need to include both some play on the swan theme and the sexual innuendo theme.

So you might start with "Swans ?... more like gooses having a gander", but I don't think that would meet the high standards of wit on these forums.

So perhaps try winging it with some pond-erance of the ineptitude displayed by swans on ice, or the simple fact that ducks are less graceful than swans. Anything like that would have been swanderful.

But at the same time you can't go ruffling any feathers or you will get another red card, so don't stick your neck out too far and be bill-igerant.

Perhaps try something on the "what is red and white and ...." by combining the themes of the team uniform and a slapped arse covered in cocaine ?

Anyways...good luck with your endeavors.



I thought it was obvious that a gimlet is used by carpenters to make a cup shape in wood.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
24 Aug 2026 6:51pm
It's a storm in a gimlet.
Reply in Topic: Vale Lake George
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
17 Aug 2026 12:52am
Rango said..

A dead seagull made 7news on Penguin island.It was declared negative.


"A Phillip Island penguin has died from H5N1 bird flu days after the government pledged thousands of vaccinations to protect Victoria’s at-risk population."
Reply in Topic: WA is a sh1thole
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
16 Aug 2026 7:51pm
Carantoc said..
myscreenname said..
I went to Perf once...


Need proof because I am calling bull on that claim.

MSN has never left the Shire.

He surfed the web once looking for investment property in Port Gregory, but that is as close as he ever got to Perth.


"Port Gregory features an exposed beach and reef break along Western Australia’s mid-west coast, offering fast, powerful right and left-hand waves. The surf spot works at all tides with a sandy bottom, optimal easterly swells, and southeast-to-east winds, though it is best suited for experienced surfers."
Reply in Topic: WA is a sh1thole
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
14 Aug 2026 11:00pm
Fremantle Dickers fluked another win. Its time for a fair GST distribution.
Reply in Topic: WA is a sh1thole
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
14 Aug 2026 7:08pm
They don't even have a proper NRL team. Primitives.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
12 Aug 2026 9:40pm
This is


G
emini.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
11 Aug 2026 9:15pm
She seems so sad.

Reply in Topic: The Census
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
11 Aug 2026 6:48pm
I was surprised how few questions they asked.
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OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
9 Aug 2026 5:52pm
That's clever.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
5 Aug 2026 8:54pm
myscreenname said..
Meh


I'll see your Meh and raise you a Meh.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
4 Aug 2026 7:38pm
Carantoc said..

But I'd think there could be a respectful discussion about the best / worse recent Prime Ministers without arguing personnel politics.

So far all I am reading here are people's recollections of factual achievements of various governments and the weighting forum users place on those achievements.

Keep it up forumers, and peace and love to you all.


May your oblate spheroid shower you with all the peace and love you desire.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
4 Aug 2026 12:27am
Given that political discussion is apparently permitted....

Gough Whitlam’s greatest achievements include establishing universal healthcare through Medibank, making university education free, and ending military conscription.

He created the universal healthcare program that laid the foundation for modern Medicare.

Started the legal process for First Nations land rights, famously handing title deeds back to the Gurindji people.

Supported national wage cases to extend the adult minimum wage to women.
Reply in Topic: Vale Lake George
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
2 Aug 2026 7:37pm
I was going to vote for Whitlam, but then I checked the rules and saw that political comments and conspiracies are not permitted (unless you are Snoidberg). So I withdraw my vote.
Reply in Topic: Vale Lake George
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
31 Jul 2026 8:32pm
KJ said..
Got bird Flu at Portland now as well


They are coming for us.
OmarShamgar
OmarShamgar
NSW
104 posts
NSW, 104 posts
28 Jul 2026 7:00pm