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Reply in Topic: Net Zero.... eeek
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29 Sep 2026 10:54am
^ Meh. .... Maybe.

But thought MSN was saying the 'concept of Net Zero' is not a terrible ideal to aspire to. Net Zero implies we offset all carbon emissions and no longer rely on fossil fuels. Whether that works in practice is unlikely for decades.

In policy Net Zero means we do that on a domestic level, but whatever carbon we dig out of the ground and export/sell overseas - no matter how much - does not count towards our carbon output.

That is a flawed policy.

at least AFAHC.

I think I kinda got this idea by reading what he typed.


On a side note I think I saw MSN's mum sunbathing down at City Beach yesterday. Kinda of hard to tell, because somebody mentioned there was also a dead whale, not sure which I saw.
Reply in Topic: Net Zero.... eeek
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28 Sep 2026 7:25am
It's what I'd accuse MSN of alluding too, for the benefit of proving I am awesome on these forums and being able to make some sarcastic comments - but I don't think it is.

I believe MSN has always said here Net Zero policy doesn't make any sense, and in part because the measure of zero excludes more than it includes, so what is the point of having it.

I don't think he is saying we should have a net zero policy and also include overseas emissions generated from whatever we export in that policy.

Although I do think others here are saying that, not because they have though about it, but because their desire to prove their wokeness results in it without them thinking about it.
Reply in Topic: Chalmers v Joyce
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28 Sep 2026 7:18am
hilly said..
Can you explain this - n Dr Chalmers' ability to react to whatever the Guardian financial column is saying that morning and f*&^ing it all up .

don’t follow




Sorry for delay hilly, I missed this.

Not to get too political here but it was a snide comment about the gubberment and the Treasurer seemingly being very short term reactive of late and having thrown away much of whatever they seemed to believe in.

The government was elected on a platform of 'get wages moving', and then throughout 2025 all the treasury discussion was about productivity, productivity, productivity. I'd suggest the two are very closely linked.

In the December MYFO Chalmers was spruiking the next budget would be all about productivity, productivity, productivity. But then the public discourse (or should I say media headline of the minute) shifted to cost of living and housing in particular. So the great productivity budget, planned since the last election, engaged with acedmics, buisness, industry groups and stakeholders thoughout the 2025 productivy round tables was instantly thrown in the bin and we got CGT changes instead to address the great housing driven cossi-lives media headlines of the minute.

But it seems these CGT changes were dreamed up in the space of a few days and are now taking months, if not years to iron out the big holes in them. And the biggest being that CGT changes were essentially equal across the board, being CG on productive or non-productive assets treated the same still. If you increase or decrease tax equally surely it doesn't change the incentive in what to invest in.

Anyways, could go on but you get the point.

Rally against 'populism' in the morning and then abandon political ideology and reacting to newspaper headlines in the afternoon. And with no credible opposition I don't why Albo and Chalmers ain't better than that.
Reply in Topic: Net Zero.... eeek
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28 Sep 2026 6:49am
Be-Jeezuz cammd, what's not to get ?

Real net zero demands that we sell it to others cheap and then pay them to burn it.

If we get real smart we can even pay them to mine it, process it and ship it as well.


Reply in Topic: Chalmers v Joyce
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22 Sep 2026 5:10pm
myscreenname said..
if you value formal governance, international diplomacy, stability, and the ability to run a massive federal apparatus debt:
Albo


Hey MSN,

I notice you had a minor typo there, I corrected it for you. No worries, easy to make.
Reply in Topic: Chalmers v Joyce
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22 Sep 2026 5:08pm
Argh I see.

But I don't think Chalmers is deputy PM, isn't that Richard Marles / defense minister. And I believe Penny Wong is ALP leader in the Senate and would be 3IC.

Although I'd bet the real 2IC of the ALP is some shadowy figure working in the background that no-one but a select few even know exists. They will also be a militant unionist.


Barnaby would be a very entertaining PM. Well, unless you are an actual Aussie at which point I don't think it would be much fun at all.

I have no idea why Tanya P isn't deputy PM. Not saying I'd rate her ability in any single aspect, but for an all-round step-in when Albo is off getting an award from the UN for being a top bloke on the word stage I'd probably rate her ability to do nothing except hold it together higher than Dr Chalmers' ability to react to whatever the Guardian financial column is saying that morning and f*&^ing it all up .


Although maybe any of these should be top choice :

PARLIAMENTARY FRIENDS OF SURFING
It is intended that this Group will provide a non-partisan forum for parliamentarians to meet and interact with surfing icons and industry leaders on matters relating to surfing.
Contact Persons:
Ms Libby Coker MP
Hon Nola Marino MP
Senator Peter Whish-Wilson
(Co-Chairs)

www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Friendship/Previous_Parliament_Friendship_Groups


Reply in Topic: Chalmers v Joyce
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21 Sep 2026 8:20pm
Interesting notion hilly.

If it is about specifically the best 2IC, as opposed to the biggest F*&^wit in general, then I'd suggest that :

Chalmers brings the average of the rest of his team down
Bar-joy lifts the average of his team up

But I am not sure if it should be easy to be 2IC in either group given the very low bar set by the rest of the team, or if it would it be very hard given the low bar set by the rest of the team.

So I don't think raising or lowering the average of the rest of the team is much of an indicator as to either's ability or lack of it.
Reply in Topic: This Will Make You Laugh
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5 Sep 2026 3:50pm
myscreenname said..


Most of them just looked like Carantoc making his way home from the pub late on Friday night.

Right before he logs on to Seabreeze.com.au to make some sharp and witty remarks.
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4 Sep 2026 5:11pm
OmarShamgar said..
There's this thing called Google. You should give it a try.



Meh. I can think of better things to use Google for.

Arguing about whether an American who voted for Trump or Harris is smarter is a bit like arguing about which tastes better - dog **** or cat sht. To then search Google to find something that reinforces your pre-determined belief seems at bit neurotic.

Talking of neurotic - I am still gonna ask - that graph shows that groups of people who voted blue had more degrees on average.

I also reckon younger generations have more degrees on average, and that younger generations are also more likely to vote blue. I mean I bet if you replaced "degrees" in that chart with 'tattoos' or 'instagram accounts' you'd get the same distribution. Not sure that proves tattoos and instagram accounts are the primary cause of which way people vote.
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4 Sep 2026 12:49pm
jn1 said..
We've covered a lot of topics in this post. I think that is good. Thanks for the info Ian. Interesting. I'll read more later.




I just flipped through it jn1, in summary it seems to say that many studies run by woke institutions generally found :

people with right-wing (or conservative in the United States) political views have larger brains, more evolved psychology, bigger social networks (or 'more mates'), are happier and can react faster to outward stimuli

lefties, conversely have less grey matter in the brain, are highly emotional / unstable, are unable to form meaningful relationships and are all a bit mental


Not sure why anyone had to do a 'scientific' study to find that out though, they could just peruse these forums.
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4 Sep 2026 12:35pm
OmarShamgar posted a chart that a former member of these forums has posted before......hhhmmmm what's up wid-dat ?


Wowser - really brings home how big Harris' loss was doesn't it. A few isolated blue dots against a tidal wave of red.

By the way, if you plotted the same chart but with average age of voter versus % of residents age 18+ with at least a four year degree in 2022, would it have much the same distribution ?


Anyways, back to more up to date topics..



cammd said..

Are members of this forum suggesting intelligence is related to ancestory.


No cammd, no. I do not think they are.

I believe they are implying (either deliberately or unconsciously) that intelligence is related to ethnicity and also that intelligence is directly inversely proportional to having the same political agenda as themselves.

Although intelligence, as we all know, is actually just a human construct.
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2 Sep 2026 8:03pm
OmarShamgar said..
A gimlet creates holes...


Although gimlets are totally different to giblets.

I think myscreenname might be confused.
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2 Sep 2026 8:01pm
cammd said..
Yawn, 10000 or 40000 the irony still remains, probably even more so.



Yeah sorry for being pedantic.

It is just that I thought the truth mattered.

Why does the truth matter you ask. Are you really that dumb ?

The irony sure does remain.
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2 Sep 2026 4:11pm
cammd said..
A Neanderthal in 10000bc could answer that question.


There is a general scientific consensus that Neanderthals vanished about 40,000 years ago.

And if they weren't Homo-sapiens would a female of the species be classified as a 'woman' ?

I mean, a female sheep is a ewe, a female horse is a mare. Orangutans don't have separate names for males and female of the species.
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2 Sep 2026 3:41pm
OmarShamgar said..
Ancient Greek, Roman, and Mesopotamian documents often mentioned gender change and third-gender roles. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" describes Tiresias living as both a man and a woman, also the transformation of Hermaphroditus and Salmacis into a single, dual-gendered being.




ummmm.... not entirely sure that version of the creation of the universe and the role of Gods and spirits in it's on-going existence is one that the NG Roman telescope is seeking to investigate.

If you reckon the 'scope is searching for the tell-tale signs of winged gods flying across the heavens to prove ancient Greek mythology as fact then maybe MSN is right to question the return on investment....
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31 Aug 2026 8:49pm
myscreenname said..
What use is it? Explain it to me, like I'm 10 years old - what is the ROI?




I don't have an exact number, you'd have to ask a skilled economist like Dr Jim Chalmers or FormulaNova for that.

But, I think you can be pretty assured that even if it discovers everything we think we know is wrong and it spies the edge of the disc on which we live and that there is nothing else out there, the ROI to mankind will be higher than not only bitcoin, but also the product of all crypto to the power of OmarShamgar's wit.....

Although you make a fair point, what has science ever given us ?
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31 Aug 2026 10:36am
The GN Roman scope sets a new bar
In seeing space and time from afar
Although a FoV 100 times Hubble
May still give it trouble
Searching out the wit of OmarShamgar
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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27 Aug 2026 4:09pm
There was a bald man on the internet
Who would sit at his keyboard and sweat
Don't worry said Carantoc
I don't mean to mock
But so many words rhyme with gimlet
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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27 Aug 2026 4:02pm
OmarShamgar said..
I thought Carantoc was... busy, busy, busy.


You thought correct.

But Carantoc (as previously stated) can take 2 minutes from a busy day to point out when somebody on the internet needs to stand corrected.

And it doesn't take Carantoc more than 2 minutes to draft a couple of limericks and rhyme one word with another.

Mainly on account of Carantoc being such a distinguished and cunnin'-linguist.


Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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26 Aug 2026 8:29pm
OmarShamgar said..
The word you are looking for is "adage".

Your attempt at rhyming humour with four/dour is an abject failure, unless you are Scottish.


Thanks for that, "adage" it is.

What was the word you were looking for when you accidentally typed "gimlet" ?


Oh, and do you know one of the key aspects of humour is that the punchline is unexpected. Like when you have three rhymes in a row and you are expecting the fourth, but then it unexpectedly doesn't come.

An idea that irks even more
Or maybe it works, I'm not sure
Is to make the last line
Of the limerick rhyme
With the previous words

There once was a 'breezer called 'Shamgar
Who was a fellow quite bizarre
He'd start up a verse
But it ended up worse
Because he just used the word gimlet.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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26 Aug 2026 7:22am
OmarShamgar said..
I'm new here, but I now know about tools.




Not to be a persistent pedant - but I beg to differ, on all three points.

Although at least that is a slight improvement in wit on the original "it's a storm in a gimlet'.

Hence, I will punch this information into this forum once again - neither 'storm' nor 'gimlet' seem to make sense.

If you were trying to downplay the seriousness of allegations of sexual assault whilst mocking the alleged allegation somebody who played football for the Sydney Swans claimed to be a carpenter whilst snorting coke from a hooker's arse, I fail to see any double, let alone triple, entendre in the words.

Presumably the base of your statement is the well known phrase 'storm in a tea-cup' and it was an attempt to adapt that phrase, in a comical way, to suit the situation (albeit with blind disregard to the seriousness of the events and the physical and emotional wellbeing of the victims).

In which case I feel you would need to change both the 'storm' and 'tea-cup' to suit the situation, creating at least double but preferably many multiple interpretations for them, both individually and collectively.

I am not here to spoon feed everyone punchlines, but perhaps using a word such as 'flap' to replace 'storm' with the side reference to swans wings and a carpenter's tool that could either replace a tea-cup or the name of which had some phonetic similarity to something in the story - perhaps the name of the hotel chain or one of the persons involved, perhaps a sexual inuendo or even a reference to illicit drug consumption.

For somebody who may have frequented these forums before I feel that all the tools have been provide to create a witty retort on the topic myscreenname has nicely set-up for us, but the craftsmanship in your response was of .... well, lets just say it was more than just low quality.....




Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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25 Aug 2026 1:58pm
Look, Carantoc is busy, busy, busy. But I will take 2 minutes to explain because as a wise man# once said sometimes you need to punch information into a head (I think that wise man was myusername).

1) It was players from Sydney Swans, (highlighted by the title of this thread). The Storm are a Melbourne team, highlighted by their name being Melbourne Storm. Totally different city, totally different sport.

And 2) nothing is in a gimlet. A gimlet is famously sharp and pointed as you so dully pointed out. The gimlet is the thing that makes the holes that things then go in or could be said to occur in. It is not the noun you were searching for.

You may as well have said "It's a Socceroo in an adze".
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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25 Aug 2026 7:27am
OmarShamgar said..
It's a storm in a gimlet.


That doesn't seem to make any sense. On so many levels.

Just FYI - if you want a witty pun on the subject I feel it would need to include both some play on the swan theme and the sexual innuendo theme.

So you might start with "Swans ?... more like gooses having a gander", but I don't think that would meet the high standards of wit on these forums.

So perhaps try winging it with some pond-erance of the ineptitude displayed by swans on ice, or the simple fact that ducks are less graceful than swans. Anything like that would have been swanderful.

But at the same time you can't go ruffling any feathers or you will get another red card, so don't stick your neck out too far and be bill-igerant.

Perhaps try something on the "what is red and white and ...." by combining the themes of the team uniform and a slapped arse covered in cocaine ?

Anyways...good luck with your endeavors.
Reply in Topic: Sydney Swans
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24 Aug 2026 7:48am
I dunno what the world is coming to.

If what is being reported is true and somebody slapped somebody else's arse four times, not the previously agreed three times in clear breach of the slapper's contract well...it is just another example of the moral descent of the youth of today.

In my time it was well known etiquette that you only slap a hooker's arse a maximum of three times when snorting coke from her crack.

The old addage still rings as true today as it ever did - once is fine, twice for the line, thrice is nice but four is dour.


Reply in Topic: WA is a sh1thole
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20 Aug 2026 8:49am
hardpole said..
Nothing to see here



Yeah...that is what they want you to see.

But if you open your eyes you will see it. Right there, at the back.

The horizon, man, the horizon. Not a curve in sight. Flat, totally flat. Case closed.
Reply in Topic: The Census
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20 Aug 2026 8:36am
Little known fact about the (con)census :

Many years ago it couldn't be completed electronically or even by post, you had to travel to the nearest major urban centre to be counted.

And it was during one of these events that Carantoc was born. Although when Carantoc's parents arrived at the counting station there was no room in any of the hotels and eventually the only place they could find to stay was in a horse shed. Anyways, long story short, the whole thing went on to become somewhat of local folklore and quite a celebrated event.
Reply in Topic: WA is a sh1thole
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16 Aug 2026 4:56pm
myscreenname said..
I went to Perf once...


Need proof because I am calling bull on that claim.

MSN has never left the Shire.

He surfed the web once looking for investment property in Port Gregory, but that is as close as he ever got to Perth.
Reply in Topic: melons
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12 Aug 2026 6:53am
Meh.

All a bit of fuss about nuffink really.

I mean if you are the PM and somebody stands behind you without your knowledge waving a placard that says Ditch the Witch then clearly you are a misogynist and unfit for office.

But if you are the PM and volunteer to appear on a pod cast to discuss how you want to shag Kylie because she is phwoarrrrrr, how you demand nooky from your wife after you watch 20 big blokes fake-wrestle on a footy pitch, and how you reckon Japan's first female prime minister has a great pair of knockers, then it all just sounds like a bit of a media beat-up really.
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12 Aug 2026 6:34am
OmarShamgar said..
She seems so sad.


Ummmm.....Yeaaah. I don't doubt it.

So, let me get this straight.... in your , ...your... well let's just call it an 'enforced sabbatical' from these forums you got yourself a sux doll and named her Carantoc. I am not sure if I should be flattered or scared.

When your are both right in the midst of the thralls of er, um....'passion'.... do you call out my name ? It is no wonder she is sad, she is playing second fiddle to your one true fantasy....

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11 Aug 2026 2:42pm
When I first heard it wasn't human remains, I assumed that it was myusername using one of his worn-out toys for a body disposal practice run before things really kick-off with his pesky neighbour and he needs to get real.

But then they said it was identifiable as female. And I figured if it was MSN, then it would be far more likely to have been a Big Ben ultra-rammer 1000 doll or maybe be one of the Winston Bear 12-inch Pounder series.